Combined Bye, Bye Birdie and the Bush administration and you get this musical number
George W. Bush in the Dick Van Dyke Paul Lynde role (Kids ask your father and mother if you do not know who Lynde is or just watched an episode of Bewitched he was Uncle Arthur. So without further ado I give you
Press sung by George W. Bush
Press
I don't what wrong with the Press today
Press
Why do they contradict everything I say
Press
They are disrespectful group
Didn't get that quest non objectives dupes
And while were on the Subject
Press
You can talk and talk about WMD's
Press
But they say I just not in reality
Why can't I have war like dad had
Back in 1991
Why can't they let me just have fun
What the matter with the Press today
Press
I tried to tell them about Sadam Hussein
Press, Press
Talkative Abu Grave discovering get pain
And while were on the subject
Press always bring another calamity
Press reminding everyone were suppose to be a democracy
Why can't they be like when Dad was is office
Back in 1991
Why can't they let me just have fun!