These are just some stories and (mainly) drabbles I wrote.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, but neither do you guys. Insert maniacal laugh here. (Yup, I'm crazy.)

Naruto quote of the chapter: "Foolish brother. If you want to kill me… curse me, hate me, and live a long an unsightly life, run away… run away… and cling to your pitiful life. And someday, when you have the same 'eyes' as me. Come before me."- Uchiha Itachi.

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Random Naruto Stories and Drabbles

By: HomunculusGreedLing

Chapter 1: Sasuke vs. Itachi

Itachi sat with his back against the tree, when a figure jumped in front of him.

"Brother, today you die," cried Sasuke.

"You think you're strong enough?" said Itachi lazily.

"I don't care if there's an army with you, I will kill you," said Sasuke.

Itachi sighed, and then whistled. A girl appeared at his side, then another, then another, until they were about a hundred. All of them were foaming at the mouth.

"Who are they?" asked Sasuke.

"They're your fan-girls," said Itachi calmly.

Sasuke's eyes bulged out. He turned around to run, but he was surrounded.

The hundred or so rabid fan-girls jumped onto Sasuke, who screamed like a girl and fainted.

Sasuke woke up to find himself tied to a tree stump. Itachi and the other Akatsuki members stood in front of him.

"Go on Itachi, tell us more," said Kisame (The fish-man/shark-man/man-fish/mutated-fish?)

"Well, he used to sleep with an old stuffed rabbit plushy… I think he called it Sakura, yup, he called it sakura ever since his first day in ninja school," said Itachi, smiling.

Just then, Itachi remembered something and his smile got wider, "And, he used to wear diapers until he was ten."

Akatsuki burst into laughter.

Sasuke woke up, flustered and sweating.

'Just a bad dream,' he thought, 'but I still need more power…'

Sasuke then hugged Sakura the rabbit plushy and went to sleep.

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Oh yeah, I want you guys opinion on a question, "What exactly is Kisame?"