When Ana and Arzt had finally stopped kissing, he whispered softly in her ear, "You know, we never really got around to properly celebrating Arzna Appreciation Day…"
Ana smiled, but totally missed what Arzt was trying to say. "Yeah, I know. Lets have a party!"
Arzt looked disappointed. "Well, we could… I mean…"
"Great!" Ana said, ignoring him. "Hey everyone!" she yelled to the rest of the castaways. "We're gonna have a party! And you're ALL invited! Except Walt."
Walt glared at her. "What? I might not be as cool as some people here, but I'm definitely cooler than you. Why can't I come?"
"Sorry, you're too young. Go to bed." Ana said and Walt walked off, grumbling to himself that it was only 5pm, and Ana couldn't tell him what to do.
"Yay! Let's get this party started!" Ana yelled, and the music started.
"Hold on a second!" Jack said, and the music stopped. "What makes you think we want to come to your party? Why are you even having a party?"
"Well, yesterday was Arzna Appreciation Day, and we… uh… we didn't really get around to properly celebrating." Arzt told them.
Kate smirked. "Arzna Appreciation Day? Dumb."
The other castaways agreed, and started to walk away. Ana scowled.
"Fine. We'll just have a party by ourselves, won't we, honeybunch?"
"Sure! I'd rather party with you than anyone else." Arzt said. They started dancing in the middle of the beach. The few people that were still around started laughing their heads off. Ana stopped dancing.
"Wait… we don't have any music." She said, as if she had only just realised.
"Oh yeah! Well, I guess we'll just have to make our own kind of music." Arzt said, winking at Ana. She grinned.
"Yeah… sing our own special song!"
So they started singing.
"You're BEAUTIFUL! You're BEAUTIFUL!" Ana screamed, and Arzt joined in.
"You're BEAUTIFUL, it's true!"
As they sang, the other people on the island came back so they could laugh at them. Everyone, from Sawyer to Claire to Sayid to Walt (who had got out of bed) came and pointed and laughed. But Ana and Arzt didn't notice, for they only had eyes for each other.
"THERE MUST BE AN ANGEL, WITH A SMILE ON HER FACE, WHEN SHE THOUGHT THAT I SHOULD BE WITH YOU!"
Half the people in the gathering crowd fell over from laughing so hard. Well, you would too…
"This… this is the b - b - best party… EVER!" Jack choked between laughs. Everyone agreed, because you have to agree with Jack, because he's in charge. rolls eyes
So everyone came to the party, but the only people doing something close to dancing were Ana and Arzt, as the rest of them were on the ground most of the time. This was because once the happy couple started singing, they didn't seem to be able to stop…
"YOU'RE THE ONE THAT I WANT!"
"Ooo-OoO-ooO!"
"YOU'RE THE ONE THAT I WANT!"
"Ooo-OoO-ooO!"
"YOU'RE THE ONE THAT I NEED… OH YES INDEED!"