"Um... you guys? I have to go… do... some... stuff. Gotta go." Ana said.
"Where are you going?" Jack asked, "We have to save Aaron from Mr. Tubsy."
"I... uh... well, actually, I... oh, um."
"Well? Where are you going?"
She tried to think, but it was hurting her brain because she doesn't think that often.
"I, um... have to go potty?" Ana said, unsure of herself, and sounding like a retard.
Jack just stared at her. How can anyone be that stupid?
"Ana, have you been stealing any of my medication? You're acting crazier than usual."
Ana ignored the comment and ran. She had to save her man, even if he was a baby kidnapper. So she tried to think of a plan.
"Well, every plan needs a name, so I'm gonna name it SLFSI! Save Leslie From Stupid Idiots!" She felt so proud of herself. SHE COULD REMEMBER LETTERS!
"OK, now I've gotta think of a plan!"
20 Minutes Later
Ana finally realized that thinking wasn't going to work anymore, so she decided to get help. But from who? Everyone either hated her, or would refuse. But then she thought of Sawyer.
"If I can flirt with Sawyer, maybe show him a little leg (gross!), maybe he'll help me with my plan!"
So she set off to find some revealing clothes, and then to find Sawyer. She tried to think of someone who dressed half way decent. So she found a lady that was related to the random.
"What do you want?" The lady asked.
"Um, hi. I was just wonderin' if you had some nice clothes I could borrow for a while."
"For you? I don't think so!"
"But why?" She started crying. "Oh, why? I just wanna look pretty! Please... you're the only one who can help me!"
The lady thought and thought.
"What do I get out of it?" She asked
"Um, I promise never to shoot you out of nowhere, like Shannon."
"I can't beat that! I was more scared of you than the monster! But you're gonna need a lot more than some clothes to make you look pretty."
So Ana got the clothes and went to change. She didn't even say "thank you." But she didn't care. Phase 1 of SLFSI was complete.