When Ana got to the scene of the Arzt incident, everything was almost ready for OSAFA. If she hadn't been totally against the plan, she would say that is was going pretty well. Charlie was strumming something from The Wizard Of Oz on his guitar, and by the sound of the snoring in the tree, Arzt was asleep. Kate and Sayid had just begun slowly climbing the tree, and a large net was in place on the ground, held by Locke and Jack. Ana smirked, knowing that SLFSI was so much better than their plan. She wandered up to the tree casually.
"Your plan," she said to Jack smugly. "Is never going to work."
Jack just glanced at her. "Yeah, sure."
"Um, don't you wanna know why?" Ana asked.
"No, not really. Could you please go away?" Jack said.
"No! I don't wanna! I wanna stay…" Ana whined, getting upset quickly. "I wanna tell you why your plan sucks! Ja-ack… just let me tell you!" she stomped her foot.
"Okay, okay. Tell me why my plan sucks, Ana." Jack said, rolling his eyes. Ana smiled.
"Because I have my own plan." She said, obviously very proud of herself. "And I am going to save Leslie."
"Okay, cool. Now… go away?" Jack said, watching Kate climb the tree with interest.
"NO! I have to tell you HOW I'm going to save Leslie. It's really good."
Jack sighed. "Fine. Hurry up about it, though."
"Well. I am going to tell Leslie that in the hatch, there is a big plate of his favourite meal, waiting just for him. That'll get him down, and we won't have to use your stupid plan."
"Right. Well, I have news for you, Ana. First of all, our plan has already started, as you can see."
Ana looked around, then remembered back to the start of the chapter when she thought their plan was going pretty well. "Dammit!" she yelled. "Well, that doesn't matter. He can still come down, even if your plan is started already."
"Uh, no." Jack said. "You see, the first part of the plan is to make Arzt fall asleep. We've done that. If he's asleep, how is he supposed to hear you tell him there is a meal in the hatch?"
Ana's jaw dropped open. "OMG! How… you planned this!" she yelled at Jack. "JUST so MY plan wouldn't work! You scheming… little… doctor…"
Jack stared at her. "Uh, yeah. By the way, what the hell are you wearing?"
Ana screamed in frustration and stomped back to the beach.
"SAWYER!" She yelled as soon as she got there. A couple of randoms hid behind a rock as she approached. She strode over to Sawyer's tent, where he was sitting outside with his book on his face, trying to sleep. Ana stood right in front of him.
"Sawyer! The plan is CRAP! You suck at plans! Make up another one, now!"
Sawyer woke up and swore loudly, as the first thing he saw was Ana, still in that barely-there dress.
"What the hell do you want now! I helped you already, and –" Sawyer suddenly went as white as a sheet and jumped to his feet, holding his hands out in front of him defensively. "Oh no… I told you, I don't need payment, please, no…"
"Shut up and think!" Ana yelled.
"What!"
"Your. Plan. Doesn't. Work. I need a new one, and fast." She said firmly.
'Hold on, woman, you never said anything about another plan… what the hell was wrong with the first one!"
Ana sighed loudly. "Look, here's the deal. Arzt is asleep. How am I supposed to tell him about the food in the hatch if he can't hear me?"
"Well, wake him up. Chuck something at him."
Ana stared at Sawyer in wonder. "You're a genius!" she cried, and wrapped her arms around his waist tightly. "Thank you so much, Sawyer!"
Sawyer didn't answer, but Ana hardly noticed. "Okay, now I have to save my Leslie!" she said happily, and let go of Sawyer. He promptly fell over, obviously having fainted at the slightest touch of Ana-Lucia. Ana once again didn't notice, instead running back into the jungle.
