A/N ANOTHER RANDOM HUMOUR!
Disclaimer: I am so tired of these things. Not mine!
Haru the Hero.
Haru turned up to Shigure's house an hour late.
Knock Knock
Momiji heard the door and got up off the couch to answer it.
"Hey Haru" Said the happy boy.
"Where's Shigure?" Asked the cow.
"Oh, everyone left an hour ago. You were late so I came instead. But you can stay. Kisa should be coming over soon too 'cause there was no one to look after her today" Momiji bouncing inside with Haru following him.
They both sat on the couch and Momiji started to talk and Haru blocked him out.
"Haru, HARU!" Momiji was yelling waving his hands in front of the Ox's face. Haru snapped back to reality.
"WHAT!" He yelled.
Momiji withdrew his hand from the angry boy.
"Ummm… Kisa came" He said pointing to the shy girl.
"Kisa, hey" Haru said.
"Hi Onii-chan" Kisa said hugging him.
"Well, Kisa and I are off to play now." Momiji said as he grabbed Kisa's arm.
!#$&)($#!#$
Kisa was playing with her dolls and Momiji was brushing the blonde hair of one. Until……. DUN DUN DUNNNN They saw something that shocked them so much Momiji screamed and Kisa started crying.
"SPIDER!" They both yelled at the same time.
Haru, who was relaxing on the couch, came over to all the commotion to shut Momiji up when he saw the spider too. He looked back and forth between the scared kids and the spider.
The Ox sighed and picked the spider up and put it out side.
"Haru, you're our hero." Momiji said now that he had stopped crying.
"You need an outfit" Kisa whisper cause that's the only tone of voice she actually has. So back up where it said they screamed. Okay Momiji screamed and Kisa whispered in fear.
"Hell No!" Haru disagreed.
"Oh please Haru" Momiji said who was now holding something in his hands.
"It would look good on you" Kisa said to her Onii-chan.
"Okay, but only for Kisa." Haru said giving in and taking it out of Momiji's hands.
!#$&)($#!#$
Hiro was walking up to his cousin's house.
Kisa's mum said that she would be there and they needed to finish a project. He walked in through the unlocked front door.
"KISA! I have the camera!" He yelled and followed the voices.
"It needs a fan" Kisa whispered
"WHY!" Yelled an aggravated cow.
"For the cape, DUH" Momiji said as if it was obvious.
"And a pose" Kisa whispered again.
"DONE!" Momiji exclaimed. "Kisa come look at our work."
Hiro popped out of no where laughing his head of and taking pictures. He then saw Haru turning Black and ran.
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ONE HOUR LATER
Everyone came home to find Haru on the couch out cold and Kisa and Momiji playing cards on the table in front of him.
"Um, why is Haru out cold?" Asked Hatori who came to pick Momiji up.
"Well he turned black and chased me around and then he ran into a wall" Momiji said still playing card.
"Why'd he turn black?" Asked Tohru
"Well" Momiji started and then Hiro burst in the room.
"I'VE GOT THE PHOTO!" He yelled handing a photo over to Kisa.
She giggled and passed it to Momiji. He laughed and passed it to the curious crowd.
They then saw something that would embarrass Haru for life.
In the photo Haru was in a superhero pose. Chest puffed out, hand on waist and everything. He was even in an outfit. Black tights and shirt with a white cape AND White undies over the top! The cape was fluttering behind him. He looked like a man of justice.
Everyone looked at Momiji who obviously was the start of this.
"I call him 'Haru the Hero'" He said. And then he fell back laughing just like everyone else.
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