The 2 miscreatants had been on the cruise for 1 hour and they had just finished cleaning when there was a knock!
"Butli get the knives" Butli said
"Arty get the mop"
Then suddenly the door swung open. Immediately Butli threw the knives, and Arty threw the mop. The knives missed entirely but the mop hit the person in the eye and kept going till it was lodged in his brain.
"Crap that was one heck of a throw" said Butli.
"You're telling me" said Arty
The man's name tag read commander root of the LEP.
"What's the LEP" said Butli
"Duh" said Arty
"Duh what" said Butli
"umm uhh lunch… eating… ummm people"
"ohhhhhh of course" said Butli "it's soooooo obvious
Then the body disappeared
"What what what" happened said Butli
"No idea" said Arty "but lets get moving we're on a fabulous cruise to Greece!"