The Tiny Adventures of Arty Fowl

by Lpgd72

Ok, this is a crazy story about my idea of what Artemis was like in his younger years. It's funny and pretty stupid but I think you'll like it. Write me reviews if you want more Arty also tell me if the humor isn't very good but it's crazy. ok so ArtyArte

4. Chapter 4

They had been on the cruise for 2 days posing as waiters, it had been very hard since they were only 3' 8".

"How much longa must we do dis arty"

"Just until we reach Greece" said Arty

"Well I'm stopping now!"

"OK dis stinks any ways" said Arty

So our 2 little miscreants decided to come up with a plan to make this cruise a little more exciting … (if you catch my drift).

So the 2 boys went into their cabin and devised a plan about how they should go about taking over the ship

"I think we should kindly ask them all to let us take over" Said Butli

"What are you a pansy"

"Nah I was just kidding lets kill em all"

So the 2 boys went into the boiler room and the laid a timed bomb to go off in 5 hours. So in the meantime the 2 boys started turning their cabin into a bomb shelter by piddling on the walls, and then laying cement over the piddle.

"you think we will be safe Arty?"

"Of course we will." Said Arty "I designed it"

After 3 hours of piddling and laying cement the 2 boys went to sleep.

"Arty it smells like piddle."

"Suck it up Butli!"

After 2 hours of sleep the 2 boys woke up to huge bang.

"What what what was that" said Butli.

"Duh it was the bomb! Lets go check out the damage" said Arty……