White Pony: The randomness goes on!
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Within the Depths of Randomness
Story Two: Lee Roy the Mentally Impaired
It was a typical day in the Magical Land of Randomness. The birds were swimming, the fish were flying, and the rabid leprechauns were licking polka-dotted skunks.
A man named Lee Roy, who was riding on a broom with cardboard wheels, crashed through a brick wall. He ran into a giant lollipop and passed out. Ten hours later, Lee Roy woke up and he was covered with applesauce (But it took him twenty minutes to realize it). He ripped the cardboard wheels off of his broom and ate them.
"Giddiyap, Captain Creampuff!" Lee Roy cried as he mounted his broom as if it were a horse.
The broom turned into a rubber chicken and it attacked Lee Roy's face. He screamed like a little girl and ran around in circles. Seconds later, the rubber chicken exploded.
"Mugie gabugie!" Lee Roy exclaimed happily, "Shmugatu! Wheeeeee!"
Suddenly, a cactus that was eating a cookie came out of a plot hole. Lee Roy put on a skirt and he danced with the cactus like a deranged monkey.