White Pony: Mwahahahahaha!
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Within the Depths of Randomness.
Story Three: Wombats and Cheese.
There was a cow standing in the middle of a field. She was having tea with a block of cheese that appeared out of nowhere. Then the cow turned into a bunch of grapes.
"Grapes!" cried the cheese, "You are my slaves!"
"How dare you mock us, my lord!" countered the largest grape of all, "We are the 'Grapes of Wrath'!"
The grapes were filled with so much fury, they exploded and their remains materialized into a magical two-headed wombat.
"I like chocolate pudding with whipped cream!" the magical two-headed wombat declared.
"Me too!" the cheese cried.
They danced together.
Suddenly, it was raining evil pink bunnies. One of the evil pink bunnies ripped off one of the magical two-headed wombat's heads because it was actually a mashed potato sculpture that was glued to her shoulder.
"NOOOOOOO!" the magical wombat sobbed.
"Mwahahahaha!" the evil pink bunny laughed evilly. He laughed and laughed until he swelled up like a balloon. Then he floated up to the sky and he lived on the moon. The rest of the evil pink bunnies skipped up a redwood tree and played hopscotch.
The magical wombat was still sad. The cheese tried to cheer her up by making funny faces. Then the cheese realized that he had no face. Now the cheese was sad.
"Oh, Happy Tractor!" the magical wombat said dramatically, "Where art thou, Happy Tractor?"
"Happy Tractor hungry!" an extremely fat man popped out from his burrow. He seized the cheese and ate him.
"No! Bad, Happy Tractor!" the magical wombat scolded the fat man.
"Happy Tractor hungry!" Happy Tractor boomed, "Happy Tractor want eat!"
With all of her magical powers, the magical wombat sent Happy Tractor into outer space. He instantly froze and became Pluto's newest moon. It was named "Clubbing the Praying Mantis at Dawn" A.K.A. "My Big Fat Greek Grease Monkey".