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Within the Depths of Randomness
Story Four: The Wrath of da Super Rhyming Sheep.
There was a flock of sheep running in circles in the middle of a golf course. The sheep were singing.
"There once was a girl named Nilly Shilly and she was very silly!" the sheep sang.
Suddenly, it was raining grand pianos and the golfers realized that they were in the dreaded cursed golf course with the legendary super rhyming sheep. Every time the sheep would rhyme, something terrible would happen. The golfers tried to scare away the sheep with their stupid outfits, but they were protected by a crop circle.
"Her hair was as white as a killer whale's belly and she has a rash as red as strawberry jelly!"
Everyone's underpants turned into glue. They tried to leave the golf course, but a tyrannosaurus rex was blocking the exit.
"Dost thou come here to whine?" the tyrannosaurus rex asked the golfers.
"He is mad, Laertes!" replied the golfers.
The tyrannosaurus rex transformed into a raptor because it was "Hamlet Day". Whenever a large dinosaur quoted from Hamlet and a group of people responded with a Hamlet quote, it would turn into a smaller dinosaur.
"She has eyes the size of meatballs and arms as long as Niagra Falls!" the sheep continued while everybody's name was changed to "Gary". Those whose name was already Gary was changed to "Alfalfa".
"Her ears were big and they flapped in the wind!"
Nothing happened.
"Her feet are humongous and are covered with fungus!" the Garys and one Alfalfa were forced to eat brussel sprout onion molasses liver hickory smoked violin soup, "Her toes are the size of hummingbird eggs and she never shaved her woolly mammoth legs!"
The golfers fell to the ground and turned into tap dancing heads of lettice. The raptor used his magical poking stick to make the crop circle turn into a farmer and a sheep dog. The farmer and his sheep dog herded the super rhyming sheep and they flew away to the Gobi Desert on a magic carpet.