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Within the Depths of Randomness
Story Six: The Crazy Psycho Person.
There was a crazy psycho person living in a peaceful community that he made not so peaceful everyday. He was riding on a rocking horse in a lawn chair, on the top of his totaled car, on a thimble, on a daisy, on an elephant, on the roof of his house.
"I am your mother!" he declared to the world, "Obey my goldfish and I will let you hug the purple porcupine!"
The people of the neighborhood ran back inside their houses.
"Aw! Don't be shy, little girl!" the crazy psycho person jumped onto his neighbor's rooftop next door and jumped down the chimney after seeing him run inside his house in fright, "Wheeeee!"
"Santa Clause!" the neighbor's children exclaimed.
"Hello, my lovely little duckies!" the crazy psycho person greeted the kids who recoiled in fear.
"MOMMY!" the children cried. A woman came to the rescue, wielding her broom of doom.
"Get out! Shoo!" she shooed the crazy psycho person with her threatening broom of doom.
"Hiya, George!" the crazy psycho person yelled happily as he tackled the woman and huggled her broom of doom.
"Honey!" the woman cried. A middle aged man wearing a pink frilly apron came out of his hiding place.
"Daddy! You're back from France!" the crazy psycho person glomped his next door neighbor and he began polishing his bald head, "Shiny, shiny!"
"Get off!" the neighbor ordered angrily.
"Doughnut!" the crazy psycho person crashed through the wall and attacked a kiddie pool, "My precioussssss!"
Suddenly, the kiddie pool turned into a cloning machine and cloned the crazy psycho person. The army of crazy psycho persons took over the world and they worshiped a peanut shaped like George Washington Carver.