Canadian Tom-Boy: Haven't seen me in a while, have you? ;D Working on a bajillion things at once can do that to you. And if you haven't already figures it out, this fanfiction doesn't really go anywhere much plot-wise. It's just all stupidity.

Chapter two – Grain Couldn't Be Weirder

"Oh my God! Lee-san?" Sakura bent down beside the boy in the green jumpsuit. There were bits of cereal all around him. The pink-haired girl helped him up.

Naruto looked down at the bits of cereal. They were blue. He looked up on the shelves. Completely empty.

Shojo sighed. "I told that ho to fill the shelves up only half-way or all the fangirls would hurt someone!"

Sakura rose a brow, Lee shaking as he leaned against the shelves for support. "What kind of cereal was on the shelves?"

Shojo grinned brightly. "Glad you asked!" She dug into the hand bag that had been unnoticed for the past while. She pulled out a box of cereal and shook it. It had a picture of an emo cloud on it. "Introducing the new cereal, Emo-Pops! Now with Uchiha-fan Symbol marshmallows, emo-cloud marshmallows, and dead-bird marshmallows! Also now in dead-bird-hair crisp flavor! Warning: Mayincludesmalltracesofcocaine."

Sakura took the box of cereal from the manager's hands, looking at it. She looked at her. "How much per box?"

"Well, the first box you buy is free, but after that, the boxes are fifty dollars each."

Sakura's jaw hung open. "FIFTY dollars? Why?"

"Because it's made after Sasuke."

"…Like I asked before, are you a stalker?"

"Aren't you going to find out what happened to Lee?"

Sakura blinked, realizing she should probably do that. She looked at Lee, who was still as shaky as jelly. "What happened, Lee-san?"

"I-I was just trying to get a box of cereal, when a huge wave of fangirls came in, pushing me over as they got their boxes of Emo-pops!" Lee said shakily.

Naruto took a box of a different shelf. "You mean this cereal?"

Shojo took the box from him, holding it up. "Gai-loops! The green cereal that will help make you strong and able to protect the one dearest to you! Only available in grass flavor."

Naruto got a twisted expression on his face. "…can we look for a cereal to buy, now?"

"Can I help?" Lee asked.

"N-" "Yes! Of course you can, Lee-san!"

Meanwhile with Kakashi…

Having finally found the right area he was looking for, Kakashi was surprised to find Gai there, too. He waved briefly when he walked up to him. "Hello, Gai."

Gai looked at him, smiling broadly. "Hello, Kakashi! Did you bring your team here, or are you all by yourself?"

"I brought the kids too. They're off somewhere." Kakashi said, plucking a cereal box from the shelving. Scarecrow-flakes?

Gai eyed him. "You eat Scarecrow-flakes?"

Kakashi looked up from the box at Gai. "I've never heard of them."

Gai grinned. "Well try them! I'm sure you'd like them!" 'Cause I sure didn't.

Kakashi stared at him blankly for a moment, before putting the box back. Both of the Jounins jumped when someone spoke.

"Might I interest you in a box of cereal?" The straw-coloured-haired Nesshin was back, having followed Kakashi because he hadn't bought anything yet.

They looked at her, shaking their heads. "No, we're fi-"

"Have you tried Scarecrow-flakes?" She asked, plucking the box from the shelf and holding it up to him. Before they could answer, she began speaking again, "Scarecrow-Flakes are, um…Jounin-tastic! Yeah, let's go with that…um…now with straw-flavured marshmallows!"

"I'm sorry, but I'm really not interested." Kakashi said firmly, annoyed.

Nesshin frowned, looking down at the box. "Okay…but I was going to offer it to you a really good price…" She looked up at him with big eyes.

Kakashi blinked, before taking the box from her. "I'll consider it."

Nesshin smiled brightly, wrapping her arms around his waist in a hug. "Hooray Thank you! Come again!" She let go of him, walking happily down the aisle. Gai and Kakashi watched her, confused. Kakashi looked down at the cereal box. "…I guess I'm buying it."

A/N: WHOOSH. I know I have practically no fans for this fanfict, but do I care? No. I'm going to keep on writing this fanfict! Why? Because it's fun! And because it's one of ym easier fanfictions to write.