THE TRUE FIRST CHAPTER OF KILL AL! LETS GET DOWN TO FUCKING BUSSINESS! I FUCKING LOVE FUCKING CURSING IN A FUKCING FIC. I SHOULD DO MORE RATED M'S. I CAN CURSE YOU FRIGGIN'—oh wait….I CAN SAY FUCKING INSTEAD OF FRIGGIN' NOW!
And now I'm done.
Told from the POV of Yugi:
I walked into the room. If Al was here, I was sure to find him. I was going to make him pay. Not by sending his ass to the "Shadow REALM"(oh it's so scary! ahhh!) but by killing the fat BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP
Hey….what the BLEEP gives? Why can't I curse? (A/N:I'm the only one allowed to curse damn it!)
Oh well. There he was with his computer. Replacing dialogue that was actually good with complete and total BLEEP.
"And then Yugi says to Seto: You're going down….town! PERFECT!"
I looked at him at disgust as he covered up a picture of Tea nude. It's not even in the show to begin with and he's editing it. What a BLEEPing queer…
"Now Tea is wearing the Barney costume…God she looks so hot. Oh wait, did I just say "god"? Gotta edit that! God is now Gosh."
He even replaces his own dialogue. It sickens me.
"My little Tea in a Barney coustume." He put his hand down his pants and started moving it. With me right there in the room…I just ate….and my food was now on the floor.
"That's it! I sending your fat-self straight to hell!"
I took out my machine gun and made him lose some weight. There was blood and white stuff all over the walls. I had finished my mission. Although…I wish hadn't edited Tea.
All well…that's what the undo button is for.
End of first chapter.
What did you guys think? Please review. Also since I didn't update yesterday…you are allowed to kill me in the reviews. (please go easy! I need to write the rest of the story!)
Yugi! Did you like killing Al.
Yugi: (In corner with computer and hand down pants)
Wow….sorry…see you guys later. (Logs onto to ESPN 8 website) AG….(Drools)