Now that I'm back for my adoring fans (all 3 of you.) I've decided to update this story. But please give me ideas through reviews. I'm not a very violent person. I should probably put this gun away as I say that huh?
For this chapter, I've decided, what the hell, let's make Al kill himself!
"My life sucks…" A depressed Al said. He moped around his kitchen looking for something to eat. "Fruit Loops…or a can of Raid (don't own either one)."
He picks up the Raid can and sprays the whole thing on to his fruit loops. He also accidentally adds rat poison. He eats the whole thing and walks down to 4kid$ studios.
"Good mourning, Me. Kahn!"
All the workers greet him with similes unbeknownst that they are destroying anime as we know it (but they need the job, thus they are innocent.)
He takes his anger out on the Yu-Gi-Oh and One Piece episodes by cutting them to shit. He begins to feel a bit woozy but recovers rather quickly to his office. He arrives there and picks up gun.
"Screw it all. I might as well just do it!"
He fires many bullets into his head and chest but he still lives. Now even more woozy than before he falls out of his window, which is 200 stories up.
He hits the ground but he gets up battered and beaten. Bleeding from everywhere. He just walks onto the street and gets hit by a car. He lies on the floor for a while until another car runs him over. Sadly he forgot the Macy's (don't own) day parade is today and he is crushed by everyone.
He gets up after all this and finally walks home. He gets home, looking like shit and decides to cut himself a bit by forgetting to open the sliding door window. He lies on the floor for a while and he gets up one last time, and his son throws a rock the size of piece of bubble gum at his leg…killing him.
As usual R and R and contribute ideas!