My mentor has graced me with yet another witty tale that I just had to make a fic out of! sorry Chibi Monkey-sensei!
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Mustang's Blackberry
Well, one fine day the Fuhrer invited all of the military personnel on his new boat.
As they were out on the boat a few of the officers decided to go swimming in the built in pool on deck (don't ask me why he has a pool on his boat he just does) and among the officers was Colonel Roy Mustang.
Now, Roy has a blackberry with basically his whole life programmed into it. But since he wanted to go swimming he had to give it to someone to hold. Normally he would have had First Lieutenant Riza Hawkeye hold it for him but she was going swimming to, so he entrusted his blackberry with Second Lieutenant Jean Havoc.
While Roy was swimming, Ed was trying to get Havoc to let him play the Tetris game on Roy's Blackberry. The frustrated Lieutenant finally gave in and gave the blackberry to Ed.
Time went by and about an hour later Jean and Sciezka were at the front of the boat watching these kids run around in circles. While They were doing this, Ed was still playing Tetris and losing when suddenly...
all chaos erupted.
"Stupid tetris!" he yelled and tossed the game, a splash was heard as the blackberry fell off the boat. "OH GOD PLEASE NO!" Edward Elric, getting aggrivated with losing on Tetris, threw Roy's Blackberry in a fit of rage and it went off the boat. Ed, forgetting that number one, he couldn't swim and number two, he had Automail limbs, jumped in after it.
Sciezka heard the splash and ran to the side of the boat "Oh my god! Did Edward fall off the boat?" Havoc ran over and looked down seeing none other than Ed, splashing around like a bird in the water "What the hell man! Get the frigg back on the boat!" Ed sank and then resurfaced for air and took in a big breath.
"Idroppedmustangsblackberryinthewater!" he babbled as he sank for a few seconds, leaving Havoc and Sciezka utterly confused, "what?" they said in unison. Ed resurfaced and swam around, poorly, reiterating "I...dropped...mustang's...blackberry...in the water!" Havoc twitched in fear and anger "You did what!" He jumped off the boat and into the water leaving Sciezka on deck "People stay on the boat please!" she shouted.
Havoc resurfaced from his dive, grabbed on to Ed's head, and proceeded to dunk him into the water in rage. Havoc wasn't just mad though, oh no, he was psychotically full of rage towards poor Edward "You idiotic little elf! What the hell is the matter with you? Help me find it or else we're both screwed!" he screamed.
Ed, whom was still drowning due to lack of any buoyancy skill whatsoever, tried to get havoc to let him go. "But...I...can't swim well!" he yelled, or yelled as best as he could while drowning. Havoc was still freaking out so he wouldn't have Ed's excuse "Well ed this is a perfect time to learn!" and with that Havoc dunked him in again.
To make a long story short...they never found the blackberry ...and Jean now has third degree burns and a very angry Colonel to deal with when he gets out of the hospital. As for Ed, well Mustang did a real number on him but……..I'm sure he'll be okay in a month or two.
I enjoyed writing that! I hope you enjoyed that one now please review!...it makes me feel special