"Next on ESPN The OCHO, a swimsuit contest! Featuring Yugi and Seto…not again…"
"Right you are Ken…not again. Because we don't want to, and the author is a guy, there will be no contest."
"Take that fangirls!"
All of the sudden the producer runs into the room. "We're doing it, the fangirls are outside with torches and weapons and a lot of other stuff that the author is too lazy to describe!"
"In light of this new situation, here come the contestants. First up Bakura in a modest green pair of shorts. Then Honda in a speedo…uck. Now it's Malik with a exact copy of what Bakura is wearing."
"How is that speedo not cutting off circulation to his…you know."
"Concentrate Bob!"
"Sorry, next up is Joey, who is wearing blue shorts. And now Seto and Yugi come out of the place where contestants come out of, at the same time, wearing the same black shorts."
"This won't be pretty."
"No but the next one will be for our and the authors pleasure, Tea!"
The producer comes into the room again. "Sorry, she's still injured from that time with Jay."
"Any other female characters back there?"
"Their all being injured by Jay."
"I'm quitting after this, I knew I should have gone to college."
"Excellent chances for advanced placement in life my ass."
"Anyways Yugi and Seto are fighting over the suits, because they both have the same thing on, Honda is turning purple, Bakura and Malik are signing autographs, and Joey is awaking from his drunken stupor because that's how he got here anyway…drunk."
"The scores are, Bakura: 9; Malik: 9; Honda: Disqualified, you have to be conscious to receive score; Yugi and Seto are tied at ten…they are now going to move on to another game."
"Someone check if Honda still has a pulse."
"Tune in next chapter, for a slightly more interesting chapter. The nude pole dancing contest."