"Next on the ESPN 8, is naked pole dancing, and that has been…

….wait for it…

CANCELLED!"

"Did they really think we could do that in PG-13 book? We had to censor Jay and Silent Bob's language."

"So instead of that, we're going to put something else."

"It's the removal of Honda's speedo from the last chapter. It's been on for so long it must be surgically removed."

"I think I'm gonna be sick."

"And now we're changing again."

"Let's try to get something the FCC won't kill us over."

"Hey a wardrobe malfunction."

"We're going to have to wrap this up now, because the author needs to go think of a new idea instead of just filling up chapters with senseless commentary"

(A/n: HEY! I'm creative! sits in little corner and begins to type new chapters)

"Good night everyone!"