"Next on ESPN 8! THE OCHO! The author is hit by inspiration."
"And it hurts, Ken."
"Right you are, and it looks like he got it right in the testicles."
"That's gonna hurt for a while."
"Right you are, Bob."
"Do we ever say, 'wrong you are, Ken', we're always doing the same shit."
"Anyways on today's inspiration—err….chapter. A sport! To make up for the naked pole dancing incident and disappointing a lot of fangirls…"
"To the point where they burn down the studio."
"Then piss on the ashes."
"Which is why we're reporting live from some other studio that doesn't belong to Disney(Again don't own)."
"Right you are, Ken."
"I'm Bob."
"Then who's Ken."
"You."
"Oh…confusing."
"Right you are, Bob."
"You're Bob."
"Damn it!"
"The sport is called Strip Poker."
"Featuring Yugi, Seto, and Mai."
"I'm hoping Mai loses, Bob."
"I'm Ken."
"Shut up!"
"Yugi has lost a shoe, Seto lost his jacket, and Mai lost her bra top."
"Mai's boobs are in view already?"
"Actually she won the last round, she said she felt hot."
"Let's hope Yugi and Seto keep their clothes on."
"And Mai's lost all articles of clothing."
"Damn right you are, Ken."
"Bob."
"Shit!"
"Does that mean she's out of the game?"
"Who cares, I just know I like what I'm seeing."
"Thank god for a male author."
(A/N: Damn straight.)
"I remember why I took this job now."
"What, the author making us do this against our will, but we have no will because we're figments of his imagination."
"Something like that."
"And Seto's shirt is off."
"And nobody's looking."
"Yugi's in his boxers."
"Again, no one is looking."
"Seto's in the buff."
"Why are you looking?"
"The author just turned me gay. Oh…My….GOD! Yugi's hot!"
"Am I gay? Nope…Bi."
"I think I'm straight again."
(A/N: I love having control over sexual preferences)
"Well, Yugi and Seto are tied…again, and everyone's looking at Mai."
"Hey I think we're straight again Bob."
"Ken."
"Crap."
"We're signing off, and don't worry those pictures of Mai will be up on the official ESPN 8 website later."
(A/N: Along with those pictures from Lent, you know what I'm talking about AnimeGirl4 Wink)
"Good Night!"