Disclaimer: Hi…… uh, I mean, I do not own Code Lyoko or South Park. I don't own the song Noche de Sexo either.

YES! WEEEEEEE! HOORAH FOR ME! My first fanfic that I've got going on the site. I love Code Lyoko so much and once I found this site and saw all the stories you wonderful people (cough cough) wrote, I decided to join in the fun. Well, I got the idea for this story when I was watching Code Lyoko, and poof! It just popped up. Since I also like South Park, because it's funny I decided to do this crossover. Well, enjoy! Not much South Park in this one, but it's coming.

Code South Park

Ch.1: About Time

It was another action-packed day for the Lyoko gang. This time the threat everyone knows and loves tried to make earthquakes everywhere, and the strongest quakes would be at the factory. Ulrich and Yumi had already been devirtualized and were helping out at the school.

"Oh no! Odd, you've only got 10 life points left said Jeremie worriedly.

In Lyoko's desert region, Odd was riding on his overboard, with Aelita holding on for dear life.

"Don't worry, Jeremie, we'll make it as soon as I take care of this last hornet. Said Odd. Laser arrow!

Phew! Said Jeremie. Okay, lower her down to the tower.

Aelita got down from Odd's crazy little ride and ran to the tower. Suddenly, Odd screamed.

OH MY GOD! IT'S HORRIBLE!

WHAT IS IT? WHAT? Shouted Jeremie.

I forgot to eat breakfast and lunch today said Odd.

That's all? Asked Jeremie. He sighed. Jeez, you can't stay too long without food can you.

As the very interesting conversation about Odd's meals went on, Aelita had once again entered the activated tower successfully (DUH!). She got to the top platform and put her hand on the screen and a big red button appeared.

What the hell is this supposed to be? She asked herself. Hey, Jeremie, do you know what this button is? Uh, Jeremie, hello? Are you there? Jeremiiiiieeee!

Jeremie had ended the food conversation by virtualizing a pot pie where Odd was. Then, Odd ate it and the world started exploding, it rained bowties, and all anyone could see or hear was Dora the Explorer. So the world had ended. BOOOOOOOOOM! The end.

Just kidding. What actually happened was that Jeremie shut Odd up and answered Aelita's call. Well, I don't know what it is, but I'm sure XANA made it.

It says here that if you press it the world will explode and that he is totally… cereal? Said Aelita, reading the message.

XANA must mean 'serious' in his own gay little way said Jeremie. But who cares it's not true.

Aelita pressed it and now it read 'f you Jeremie' she laughed, and went on. Aelita… CODE… LYOKO. The tower was now deactivated, Jeremie was mad at XANA, and Odd was so hungry he suddenly burst out singing RAINBOW MONKEYS, RAINBOW MONKEYS!

Jeremie spoke out and said, you know what? XANA can go f himself, I don't give a s. Ahem, RETURN TO THE PAST, NOW!

The very familiar humongous white light surrounded the world, making everything go back in time.

Back at school… dun dun dun

The gang was at their usual spot near some tree. Well, except for 2 members (can you guess?) Odd was the first to say, um… do you guys know where they are?

Who? Aelita asked.

I think he's talking about Ulrich and Yumi, said Jeremie.

Yeah. Odd said. They aren't anywhere in the dorms, so how about we check Ulrich's sulking tree, huh?

They went to the tree and found Ulrich and Yumi, hands wrapped around each other, kissing like crazy. Both were too busy to even notice their friends right there. Until, they heard some noises.

Odd, Aelita, and Jeremie were all clapping. Odd said wow! Aelita said, yipee! Jeremie said woohoo! And the fruit twistable sergeant started singing 'YMCA'(a/n: what? Fruit twistables taste good, and the ymca song is always cool.)okaaayyyy…

Ulrich and Yumi separated their hands and mouths from each other and blushed.

Okay, on 3. whispered Odd. 12…3!

ABOUT TIME! Said all 3 of them.

It would be perfect if that song Noche de Sexo would start playing. (Night for Sex) said Aelita.

Ulrich and Yumi looked at each other in a way that said " I wonder what goes on in that girl's head.

HAHAHAHAHA!

Well, that's it for the first chapter. Hope ya'll like it. Please read and review, and feel free to say anything. All flames will be directed towards the background for the next kissing scene.

Peace out ya'll! nn