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Okay, microphone is on, speakers on maximum volume. Ahem, WHAT'S UP PEOPLE! I'mback with the 2nd chapter for this new story. So, I talked to my friends and watched South Park, and I came up with other stuff. Um, I really don't have anything to say except thanks for reviews, (if you didn't review then, BOOOO!) and jarkobubbles84, thanks for reminding me of the dialogue thing. Well, here goes!
Oh, and from now until the gang visit south park, I will be writing anything going on in South Park that I make up.
Code South Park
Ch.2: uh-oh spaghettios
Now, it was the next day and Odd woke up to see a not so strange sight on the bed next to him.
"Well, well, well, rushing to parenthood huh?"
Ulrich who woke up, said, "shhh, you'll wake her up, and I don't even know what you're talking about."
Odd shrugged and said, "Sure you don't. But, I saw you two last night."
Ulrich blushed at the thought of the night before.
(okay, before the flashback comes, I'd just like to say that if you haven't figured out who the girl is, then you are an extreme dumbass and I do mean to offend. Alright flashback time.)
BIG FLASHING KANGAROO! AAAAAHHHH!
Uh… I mean, flashback.
"Well, goodnight Ulrich." Said Odd wearily.
"Goodnight Odd." Said Ulrich. 'And time for another snore session' he thought to himself.
Suddenly, there was a knocking on the door. A sad sob could also be heard. Ulrich opens the door to find…
"Yumi!"
"Oh, Ulrich I had a horrible dream about XANA destroying everything and killing us, and there was a big kangaroo taking Aelita's memory. (Cough, cough) It was awful."
Ulrich tried to calm her down. "Its okay, Yumi, you can sleep with me tonight."
Yumi looks up. "Thank you Ulrich." She gives him a kiss on the cheek and walks in. She sits on his bed and he comes next to him.
"Uh, Ulrich?"
"Yes, Yumi?"
"Well, I, just want to, uh, forget it. Goodnight."
Right after she said that, BAM! She leaned in and kissed him. He kissed back with much emotion. The kiss got deeper and once again they were making out. After a while they got tired and went to sleep, hands wrapped around each other.
End Flashback
Odd smiled at Ulrich's extreme blush.
"Dammit Odd, I thought you were asleep."
"I wouldn't sleep through an event like that. Hehehehe."
Ulrich was now getting really annoyed and shouted, "Odd, you son of a bitch, I'm gonna get you back, ya hear!"
Suddenly, Jim walked in and said, "hey, what's all that racket about." Then, he looked at Ulrich's bed and gasped, "WHAA?"
Odd got surprised and said, "WHAAA?" Then, he fell off his bed. YAY!
Ulrich was scared and yelped, "WHAAAA?" uh-oh.
Yumi slowly woke and mumbled, "Ulrich, I had a great time last ni-OH MY GOD! Oh, hi there Jim." oh yeah, nice choice of words.
( DUN DUN DUUUUUN! Sorry, back to story.)
Now, they were in deep doggie poop. And strangely enough, a piece of poop was on Odd's face.
Meanwhile in South Park…
"poopiekins, come down to breakfast." Said a mother.
"alright, I'm comin down." Said a boy.
"Eric, come down here."
The boy known as Eric Cartman got pissed off and screamed, "GOD DAMN, I'M COMIN!"
(okay, so this is boring and i skip it.deedeedededeee.)
After his breakfast, Cartman walked out to meet his "friends" Stan, Kyle, and Kenny.
"Over here fatass." Called Kyle.
Cartman replied the sameway the writers of the show always make him. By saying, "Hey, don't call me fat you stupid Jew."
The other boy, Stan, said, "Just get over here."
Cartman crossed the street and went to his friends who were making an igloo.
"You guys, why the hell are you making a stupid igloo. We should just go to see the Terrance and Philip movie again. (They are 2 Canadian people who make a movie called Asses on Fire. It's true.)
Stan looked at Kyle first, and then said, "but wait Cartman, you should get in first, and then, we'll see the movie."
"Oh, fine." Said Cartman as he crawled into the igloo of doom. Uh, did I say igloo of doom, I meant igloo of fat turds.
"Hey, shut up ya stupid narrator" said Cartman.
Narrator: why do you have to be so mean. WAAAA! he runs away.
(i know what you're thinking, WTF?)
Kyle then said, "okay, whatever, now stand up, and jump!"
"okay" responded Cartman. He jumped and BAM! he hit his head."OW, GOD DAMN YOU SONS OF BITCHES THAT HURT!
Suddenly, the floor broke and he fell down.
"AAAA! OW! F YOU STAN AND KYLE! F YOU!
Stan and Kyle were cracking up outside. Now realizing he had been tricked, Cartman was super pissed. Kenny, Kyle, and Stan kept laughing.
"HAHHAAHAHAHA! TAKE THAT FATASS! AHAHA!
They left leaving poor fat Cartman in that hole, which of course the writers would make him be out in a few minutes. phooey.But, angrily he said, "oh don't worry you guys, I'm gonna get my revenge. Yeees. I will get my revenge on you!" Cartman laughed evilly.
Awww, I have to stop here because uh… I have to. Actually, I'm going to see Scary Movie 4 and RV! Yipee! But, don't worry, I'll update once I finish the first 2 of my 6 finals tomorrow! BOOOOO to the school! Well, anyway, I have to go now. Please review and you'll win…… another chapter! This time, flames will be directed at Jim.Hahaha. Peace out ya'll.
Next time on Code South Park: what evil plan does Cartman have in mind to get back at his friends, and how will they react? Back in France, how much trouble is the new couple in and will anybody help? But, more importantly, what strange event will send people flying, literally. Find out, next time on Code South Park.
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