Disclaimer: Boring…ahem, I don't own code Lyoko or South Park. Jeez.

Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh. It's time to boogie boogie boogie, again! Why? Well, because the 3rd chapter for this crazy fanfic is about to begin. I have a lot of things on my mind with the dumb finals and other stuff going on. But, let me get back into character now. Moving on, um… I NEED SOME REVIEWS and uh… aw, crap, I forgot what I was gonna say. Alrighty then, time for more awesome, really random stuff that I make up and one day might come out and scream, I WANT PIE. GIVE ME PIE. MWAHAHA! Well, I wish it could happen but, no. blabidy blah blah and enjoy! Weeeeee!

Code South Park

Ch.3: Bye, Kadic Academy!

"Miss Ishiyama!" screamed the furious and VERY scary looking principal Delmas. "Tell me right now, what you were doing with Mr. Stern here, in their dorm room, this morning."

Yumi and Ulrich were both depressed. Yumi tried to make up an excuse. "Well, you see, um. My parents are away, and I couldn't take being alone. I've been having so many nightmares, fearing they may come true, and so I turned to the one person I love. She looked at Ulrich and then broke down crying. Ulrich just sat there looking droopy. Odd, however, was laughing a little about the whole situation.

"Is something funny happening here, Odd" said the principal. "Because you are in this too. You knew about it and were involved."

Odd stopped laughing and said "I know I'm involved but seriously, why are you making a big deal of this. Yumi is safe, and they didn't have sexual intercourse."

This didn't make the conversation better at all. It did seem to bring Yumi's head up, and made Ulrich look at Odd. The argument seemed like it was never gonna end until the principal just said, "meeting over."

They were walking out and Ulrich grabbed Odd by the shirt. "Dammit Odd, you had to make it worse by mentioning sex huh? You know, I'm getting sick of the things you do."

Before Odd could speak, Jeremie walked to them and they all heard singing. "hey guys, you might want to take a look at everyone" said Jeremie. "this is totally weird."

They saw everyone including Aelita, singing out loud, "BREAK BREAK BREAKDANCE, BREAK BREAK BREAKDANCE, HERE WE GOOOOO!

Odd, thought it was cool and joined in.

Then, everyone stopped and screamed "AAAAAAAAAHHH! YEEEEAAAAAAHHHH!

Jeremie, what theF is this?

"I really don't know." Said Jeremie. "But, I don't think it's XANA, unless he really wanted to go to a club."

Then, Jeremie's computer ruined the fun with it's alarm.

Ringading ding honk honk beep beep. "Uh, hello? Jeremie, check me already. XANA has launched an attack you retard."

The computer didn't really speak, (awww) but Jeremie did check it. "oh, no. XANA has declared an attack, and we have to get to the factory.

"Okay, we'll leave in a few seconds cuz I have to finish." Said Yumi.

When they looked, they saw what she meant. She had to finish kissing Ulrich the French way. (with tongue. Tehe.)

Suddenly, a big hole in the sky appeared. It was big and started sucking everything up. (that didn't sound too right, did it.)

"AELITA" yelled Jeremie.

"JEREMIE" Aelita yelled back.

"ULRICH" screamed Yumi.

"YUMI" screamed Ulrich.

"KIWI" shouted Odd.

"RUFF! RUFF!" barked Kiwi.

("KANGAROO JACK". Sorry, but I didn't want to be left out.)

Everyone screamed as they were sucked into the huge wonder. "MOOOOOOO!" (Cows are very sacred.)

As they were traveling through the gigantic hole, they started hearing music. (It's South Park Time!YAAAYYY!)

South Park Theme Song (italics means song)

"I'm goin down to south park gonna have myself a time.

Kyle and Stan: friendly faces everywhere, humble old folk without temptation.

"What is this? Where are we going? Said Yumi.

Goin down South Park, gonna leave my woes behind.

Cartman: Ample parking day or night, people spouting howdy neighbor.

Hey, Jeremie, why did I hear someone say howdy neighbor. Asked Ulrich. Jeremie didn't know.

Hey, I'm goin South Park gonna see if I can unwind.

(in this part Kenny sings, but you can't understand it. Too bad.)

So come around South Park, and meet some friends of mine.

End Theme Song

They now appeared somewhere and were falling. AAAAGH! KURPLONK! OW!

They didn't know it yet but they landed in South Park, Colorado.

Odd, Aelita, and Jeremie woke up and saw that Yumi had magically landed on top of Ulrich. (ooooo)

"Double Wow" said Odd. Then, in a sarcastic voice, he said, "Well, what a coincidence."

Ulrich opened his eyes and liked the sight. "More like a convenience. Haha."

Where are we? Asked Aelita.

Odd smiled and said, "OH MY GOD, WE'RE IN THE UNITED STATES!

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DUN DUN DUUUUN! Ha. Gotcha there with my little cliffie. Okay, I'm gonna get in trouble if I don't give up the computer to my cousin. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW, then tell you're friends! Okay, bye!


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