Disclaimer: Does anybody really pay attention to this? I don't own code Lyoko or South Park.

HA HA HA! I is back in the hizhouse! I'm so glad that I only have 2 DAYS OF SCHOOL LEFT! WOOHOO! Now, I'm back with another chappie. Well, uh… I guess here we go again with the next chapter. There is now a new mystery, and Ulrich's friends don't know that he is-……….

We interrupt this broadcast because at this point something went wrong and the author fell on his head, and his cousin's basketball hit him in the face. (ouch.) So, unfortunately the story will be-…… NO! WAIT, I'M STILL HERE! Phew, uhh… I guess we better get on with the story. OH MY G-

Author restoration at 100 finally, okay story time. read and review please!

Code South Park

Ch.5: What in the World is going on?

"Jeremie, I'm entering the tower now" said Aelita. She goes in running, thinking of being done with Lyoko. "If only, if only, if only…" she mumbled while putting her hand on the interface.

Outside of the tower, there was definitely a bad omen. Ulrich, with his sword out and ready to use, walked up to Yumi. "oh dear girlfriend, if only you knew what was coming." He said to Yumi.

"Ulrich, w-wait, what are you doing" she said, staring at the sword that suddenly turned red. "ULRICH, NO! WHA- STOP! NOOOOO! AAAAAAAAAAGH!"

Jeremie heard the sudden scream. He sat up on his chair and opened up the communicating system again. "hey, Yumi, is everything ok? Y-Yumi? Oh no."

The familiar scream was heard again as the computer screen brought up a warning icon. It went to Yumi's location and Jeremie realized she was in trouble. "I hope it's not too late. Materialization Yumi!" Jeremie stopped and scratched his butt. "I wonder wha- oh shit, Ulrich! Ulrich, are you there?

CODE…

"Alright then, materialization Ulrich!" the warning icon appeared.

LYOKO. "Tower Deactivated" said Aelita. 'time to listen to more music' she mumbled to herself.

(A/N:Aw, crap. I ran out of French Toast Crunch.)

"Jeremie, is everything okay" asked Aelita. She waited for an answer.

"c-k-kuh. Urg, help." Jeremie started coughing as someone held him by the neck hard.

"Ulrich, drop him!" said a voice coming from the elevator. For reasons unknown, he did as he was told. (good dog!) but, he charged at Yumi. "bring it on" she said, her eyes on fire. "OW! IT'S HOT! But, I have to stay concen- whoa!"

Ulrich threw a punch at her, but she dodged and swung back. He regained his balance and jumped. Before he got to the ground, Yumi kicked him in the balls. Suddenly, in the background, music was playing. (I don't own this song. Eminem made it. This is only 3 parts of it.)

"His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy. There's vomit on the sweater already, mom spaghetti, he's nervous."

"Ulrich, please snap out of it. I don't want to hurt you."

He smiled and said "souls are escaping, through this hole that is gaping. This world is mine for the taking, make me king!"

Ulrich/XANA moved in again, but this time landed a hit on her. She flew back, and crashed into the wall in pain.

"You better lose yourself in the music, the more that you want it, you better never let it go. You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow. This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, so go!"

Jeremie was trying to help her up, but was thrown to the elevator, which magically opened. Ulrich walked up to Yumi, hugged her and whispered "now you die."

Jeremie had left to get Aelita. (he had materialized her.) They both went to the power room. "are you ready, Aelita" said Jeremie as he held the switch to the supercomputer. quack

Now, XANA had pulled out a bloody sword and was about to strike Yumi. "Say good-bye to your precious Ulrich" he said. Yumi hung her head in shame and waited for death. In her mind, she said 'I love you Ulrich. Goodbye.'

………… hi everybody.

Meanwhile, back in the town, Cartman continued his revenge, by uh… dropping rocks into the 3 other kids' holes. "Mwahahaha! Take this you little sons of bitches."

"Cartman! Get us out of here, right now! Said Stan.

Kyle got mad and said "dude, we're sorry about the igloo thing, but just GET US OUT OF THIS F HOLE!

Cartman laughed. "never Kyle! I'm gonna keep you trapped the-

Suddenly, screaming was heard. The ground started shaking and lava was seen coming from the direction of the elementary school. "Oh, Shit! I better get out of here" said Cartman. He turned to run the other way, but…

An avalanche was coming from that way. "AW! SON OF A BI- AAAAAHHH! He ran to the hole where Stan and Kyle were. They had dug a little and were safe if anything would fall from above. unfortunately, he through a huge fart. (dundundun)

A nearby cow was not so lucky, and just when it finished taking a well needed dump, the avalanche ran over it and the lava burned it and the poo.

A nearby chicken… well, nobody really cares about the animals, so let's get back to the kids.

"OH NO! WTF?" the 3 of them screamed, as a lot of burnt snow and ash and stuff filled the hole. Dun dun dun.

After 2 hours the parade of disaster was over. PARADE! They dug through and got back to the top. After making sure they were okay, they went to check on Kenny.

"Kenny are you okay" said Kyle, checking on Kenny's hole. "Oh my God! They killed Kenny!"

"No they didn't, I'm right here" said Kenny behind them. But, a boulder just popped out of nowhere and crushed him. (HAHA! Ha.)

This time, (like always in the show, since Kenny dies in almost every episode.) Stan said, "OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED KENNY!

And Kyle finished it off with the famous "YOU BASTARDS! Well, now what are we gonna do" he asked, turning to the other 2.

"How about we go see what the other people are doing at the factory, where the video-game world is.

"sweet" said Cartman.

And so, they prodded along to the factory like a couple of good ducks. Quack, Quack.

Back at the factory…weeeeee.

Yumi was crying as she awaited her fate.the sword came fast and………

AND………… congratulations, you win the million dollar prize! Hah. You wish you would win that much money. sucka!

Ulrich stopped and fell to the ground, still holding the sword.

In the power room, Aelita also fell unconscious due to the fact that the supercomputer was turned off.

Jeremie went back up to Yumi who was crying, and holding Ulrich.

"hurry, and get him into the scanner, I'll send him to Lyoko. Please hurry, both Ulrich and Aelita's lives are in danger" said Jeremie.

Yumi went to the scanner room. Before she put him in, she gave him a little kiss. (Awww, she's so nice that she kissed an almost dead body. It makes you wonder what's her taste in men. :o)

"It's done Jeremie" she said.

"Okay good, now go and turn on the supercomputer, fast!"

Yumi hurried down and saw Aelita on the floor. A little irritated, she ran to the lever and pushed it back up, turning on Lyoko.

"Perfect" said Jeremie as he started to type the virtualization process in. Yumi came up with Aelita still unconscious.

"ohhhh, did it work" asked Aelita who slowly woke up.

Jeremie looked at her smiling and said, "Yep, now all you have to do is deactivate another tower, while Yumi holds Ulrich off. He stared at Yumi, who looked serious and nodded.

The 2 girls headed to the scanners, Jeremie started the virtualization process again while making stupid looking faces. Suddenly, the 4… uh, I mean the 3 South Park kids walked in.

"Hey dude, what are ya doing" asked Kyle.

"I'm helping my friends on Lyoko" said Jeremie while looking at the kids. "Hey, where's the kid in the orange coat that we can't understand anything he says?"

"You mean Kenny" said Cartman.

"yeah."

"Well, he died during an avalanche/eruption" said Stan.

"whoa, that's too bad. And, we can't bring him back even if we go back in time. I'm sorry guys" said Jeremie sadly.

"uh… o…kay. Sweet. Anyway, can we go to lioko?" asked Kyle.

Jeremie looked up. "Sorry, but no."

"HAHAHA! Of course he's not gonna let some dumb Jew in" said Cartman while laughing.

"Shut up, fatass, besides he was talking to all of us you retard" said Kyle.

Cartman looked pissed off and said "w-well, screw you!" (yeah, nice comeback. NOT!)

YAAAAAAAYYYYYYY! WEEEEEEEEEEEEE! YIPPEEEEEEEE! HAAAAAAAAAAAA!

"Huh? What the f was that" said Jeremie. "hey, Aelita, are you at the tower yet?"

"Yes Jeremie, but it's blocked by 2 crabs"

"Flying rat's ass!" said Jeremie angrily, as a rat shaking it's ass flew by. "Wait, where has Odd been all this time?"

END OF CHAPTER

Phew, I wanted to keep going, but I have to stop. My friends and I are going to ride our bikes to the mall to hang out, buy random stuff, and eat some FOOD! Yay! But first, I have to hop around a few times and sing. WEEEEEEE! Well, bye now, and I'll see ya next time with the cuddle monster. RAWR! HAHA! BUT THAT'S THE BEGINNING OF WHAT'S HAPPENING NEXT TIME.MWAHAHAHA!

CUDDLE MONSTER ATTACK! See ya on the flip side!

P.S. PLEASE OH PLEASE REVIEW. and can someone give me funny advice that I can use for my story. I'm running out. Include in review.