Kingdom Kamping
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Me: Damnit…where did I put my…HOLY &R$&#!
Cloud: "err could you stop cursing? May I remind you that this is a public story…"
Me: OH SHUT IT! YOU'D BE MAD IF SOMEONE TAKES YOU BANK CARD AND GOES ON A SHOPPING SPREE! I got a $500000 BILL HERE! does death glare at Selphie
Selphie: O.O" ahaha...hahaha...wanna pixie stick?
Everyone: O.O"
Kairi: Err...hehe...due to technical dificulties at the moment...
Selphie: EEEEEEEEEK! SORRY!SORRY!SORRY!SORRY!SORRY!SORRY!SORRY!SORRY!SORRY!SORRY!
Me: Hey Sephiroth, where did you put that Masamune?
Sephiroth: whispers in a smeagol voice: NO! NO! NO! No-one touches us precious besides us! My precious...My very own precious...
Me: O...k then...I'll have to improvise grabs black materia )
Kairi: As I was saying...due to technical dificulties at the moment...
Selphie: I SAID I WAS SOR-drops out cold
Sephiroth theme song plays out of no where
Me: MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Eat my meteors you hyper-active sugar freak-gets K.O'd by Kairi
Kairi: FINALLY!
Roxas: That...was awkward...and weird?
Namine: Whats all of that racket- MY HOUSE! Grabs vodoo dolls
Everyone: O.O"
Roxas: This ain't gonna be a pretty scene
Namine: Exactly...smiles evily
Me: urrk...I feel like a mallet just hit-oh boy...
Disclaimer: Twilightsoul does not own or possess Kingdom Hearts Characters or anything in any ways.
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Chapter one- The boring trip to hell
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The KH cast decides to go on a camping trip but all doesn't go out as planned...Everything was fine...Sora, Kairi, Riky and Namine were listening to their music, Luxford, Xaldin and Cid were playing blackjack...Xemmnas was on his laptop hacking the pentagon while the rest of the crew were chatting away until...
"Are we there yet?" said Axel.
"NO WE ARE NOT THERE FOR THE 1 MILLIONTH TIME!" said a very angry Diz.
"Are we-"
Everyone: NO!
Axel slomped back into his seat. I'm bored...hmm there's Vexen's ant jar...meybe things won't be so boring after all...
"Hey Roxas. Dare ya to put this behind Demy's chair" said Sora handing Roxas of what seems to be a jar of angry fire ants.
"Challenge accepted. I'm bored half to death any ways" replied Roxas in a dull tone.
The two crept up behind Demyx and placed a jar of angry fire ants. "How did you get these any ways?" asked Roxas as they sat back and watched Demyx scratch.
"Vexen's experimental Jars" replied Axel cassually."I don't like where this is going" said Roxas sweating.
Demyx as usual was playing his sitar adgitating everyone but then he stopped for a second due to that he started to itch like crazy on his back. " AAHHHHH! MY BACK! IT BURNS!" exclaims Demyx as he started to do a half Irish half hokey pokey
sort of dance.
Everyone: SHUT UP DEMYX!
"Hey...has anyone seen my experimental Ant Jars? They're exetremely dangerous and can multiply in seconds" asked a Vexen while lifting up suitcases and
other assorted items on the bus looking for his jar."OH MY KINGDOM HEARTS! DEMYX!YOU WERE THE ONE WHO HAD IT THE ENTIRE TIME!"
The ants were multiplying by the dozen from back to the front of the bus. "Acck it itches-DAMN YOU DEMYX! DAMN YOU TO HELL AND BACK AGAIN!" Diz said in a voice which sounded like he was going to loose it sort of voice. He quickly pressed the "into nothingness vacumn" button which sucked all of the ants into nothing. "Everyone ok? Good" He started to march to a very frightened Demyx who by now had seem to soiled himself...
5 hours later...
Urrk...no-one believes me...I'm hated...well least they didn't kill me...ah well...now wheres that sit-
"Isn't this peaceful?" asked Marluxia pruning his vase of roses. "MMMPHMMPHPH!" said a muffled Demyx who was exetremely adgitated by the situation. "Not tryin that again" said Axel applying lotions to where the ants had bitten him on his arms. "Agreed" replied a bandaged Roxas. "Atleast opened the windows! IT STINKS IN HERE!" said a grumpy Sephiroth. " I don't want to waste the aircon! Sides it costs heaps just to change a car battery these days- and Axel! I SWEAR IF YOU ASK ME ARE WE THERE YET ONE MORE TIME! I'M GONNA TURN THIS BUS AROUND AND WE'LL ALL BE BACK IN CASTLE OBLIVION!GOT IT! Axel, testing his luck one more time..."Are we there yet?" "THAT IS IT!" snapped Diz "Hey We're there!" said Namine in a rather cheerful tone in the current situation with Diz leaving the wheel unattended while chasing Axel up and down the bus. "Hey who's controlling the bus" said Kairi looking left and right over and over again.
Everyone: O.O"
The bus suddenly took a halt jerking everyone around and sending one sleeping Sora right out of the screen, knocking over a 1000 year old Mournument that had been on the campsite since the beggining of the forest world. "Well...atleast we got there in one piece and whats that Demyx? No...you shouldn't have...alright...if you insist. Everyone, Demyx has just agreed to taking the lugage to our dorms for us" smirked Marluxia. "MMMMPHPMMMMMMPHPH!MPHPHP!" which probably means I swear I will have vengence one day! I HATE YOU ALL SO MUCH RIGHT NOW! Suddenly Demyx's Pie Lawers appeared out of nowhere and arrested Diz for improper usage
of power and for bieng in existence. " DEMYX! I"LL GET YOU FOR THIS! DIZ ALWAYS HASES HIS REVENGE!MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Hey, where's Sora? I saw him-SORA!" Sora walking out of the mournument groaning.
"Owww...my head feels like a meteor just bashed it" Sephiroth, looking innocent hid his black materia behind his back. "REVENGE!" Suddenly a group of Sora Fan Girls appeared out of nowhere and started to attack Sephiroth. "AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHH"
"You think we should help him?" asked Roxas. "Nah, his fan club should be here in 3..2...1" Suddenly a group of Sephiroth fan girls appeared out of nowhere. "EEEK! Our Holy divine God is in trouble! ATTACK!" "This is going to be a fight...Hey Xigbar...grab the popcorn..."
"Looks like this is going to be quite a fight! Ooooo thats one heck of an uppercut...Fan Girl number one is down for the count.." commentated Axel.
"MMMMMPHPPHMMMMHPPH!" which probably meany by Demyx "UNTIE ME ALREADY!". "Whats that Demyx? You want to dress up as a girl? If you insist..."
"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPHHHH"which probably meant NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Marluxia smirked evily as he takes out cam-corder. "This is going to make me a fortune on Ebay..."
To be continued...
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Me: Well thats it folks...for now...til next time...please R&R
Namine: Where are you...
Cloud: AH NUTS! SHE'S FOUND US!
Namine: There you are...I found a Dress for you...
Me: No..NO...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!