Disclaimer: Jesus Christ. I obviously don't own Code Lyoko or South Park. I do own our special guest, and the song that the gang start singing.

ARE YOU READYYYYYY! Yeah! I'm back (checke checke DJ scratch sound) it's time for the chappie 6 of hooligans gone wild! Uh, I mean Code South Park. Came up with some new shit up in this joint! Good news, my profile is UP! Weeeeee, also we are presenting SOMEONE NEW! Read on to find out, and please review. I don't need to go to school tomorrow! Also, I came out with more Lyoko gangster stuff. In every episode of South Park, Kenny magically comes back. It's weird but true. I'm gonna have it the same way. On a later note, I took a dump while singing. (YAY me!) okay, it's story time!

P.S.: thanks for correcting me again with the lose yourself song from last chapter, Jarko. Keep reviewing! 

Code South Park

Ch.6: Yo! It's AAAAGH, CUDDLY!

Jeremie, Stan, Kyle, and Cartman looked around.

"Where could that Odd be" asked Jeremie. Then, the elevator opened and someone walked out of it.

"Hey dudes" said a boy in an orange coat.

"Hey Kenny" said Cartman, as if nothing had happened.

Jeremie stared blankly. "Wait a minute, you said your friend had died" he said, pointing at Kenny. "How can he be here right now?"

Stan looked confused, but then said, "Well, I remember that he dies a lot, but usually it's just a dream or something. Jeremie just looked back and forth between Stan and Kenny.

After they left that conversation, Odd burst out of the elevator singing, RAINBOW MONKEYS, RAINBOW MONKEYS! (Again.) He then noticed that Jeremie and the other 3 were looking at him. "Uhh, hi guys!" then, he did his little smile.

Jeremie got mad and said, "Odd where the F have you been? Yumi is busy fighting Ulrich and holding him off, while Aelita needs your help on Lyoko. NOW GET GOING!"

"Okay, okay, I'm going" said Odd walking to the elevator. "Jeez, but I really should have eaten first. He went to the scanners and got in one.

"I'm starting the virtualization" said Jeremie, as he began to type some… stuff. "Transfer Odd, Scanner Odd, Virtualization!"

the weird noises were heard again. "YEEEEEESSS! OHH YEEAAHH! GO Ulrich! WOOO!"

"Huh?" Jeremie checked his screen and went to Yumi's location. "Yumi, is everything okay?"

on Lyoko, you would see Ulrich making images of a Sub Sonics concert. (that's what the band in the show is called right?) Then, you would see Yumi, rooting like crazy for Ulrich, and after that, Ulrich stopped and charged at Yumi.

"You can't trick me XANA, even if you possess my boyfriend" she said, while dodging his attack.

"But, I can trick you another way" said Ulrich/XANA, smiling. "I can tell you his deep dark, perverted secrets that he wrote in his diary, before you 2 were a couple. Like for example, he had kissed Sissi one time, and then imagined you and her, naked, in bed with him.

At this remark, Yumi got annoyed and charged at him. "Shut up, will ya? Besides that sounds kinda fun, excluding Sissi." Yumi threw a fan but, BACLING! It bounced off and hit a rock, which was big, and crushed Dora and Boots! (MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YAY!) Anyway, they kept fighting, while nearby, Odd was helping Aelita reach the tower. (By the Way, I never mentioned that they are in the ice sector. Back to story.)

"Laser arrow" shouted Odd, blasting away the last Krabe. "Still to easy" he said hopping around hungrily. "I NEED FOOD!"

Aelita reached the tower, went inside, and did her thing. "Tower deactivated" she said getting out. "Jeremie, get me out" she said. Blah blah.

"HEEEEEYAAH!" shouted Yumi throwing 2 fans. Then, Ulrich suddenly devirtualized and the fans came back to Yumi, who also devirtualized. Dun dun dun.

Jeremie was in the scanner room with Odd and Aelita as Ulrich and Yumi stepped out of the scanner. Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny left the factory and ran off to uh… eat some pie. When everyone was gathered around, Yumi quickly hugged and kissed him.

"Well, what was that for" asked Ulrich.

"oh, just to make sure it was really you and because I'm happy." Yumi stopped to think. "wait, I'm really happy, I don't know what's going ON!" suddenly, her voice sounded like Sissi's and she had a big smile on her face.

Odd stared at the enthusiastic Yumi and got jealous. "Hey, I'm supposed to be the crazy, funny person in the group" he sneered. Yumi kept on jumping up and down until she hopped right on top of Ulrich, dropping him to the floor.

"Yumi? Are you okay" asked Ulrich. She responded by making a "movement" that made it seem like she was trying to hump him. (all you perverts out there, they are not going to have sex. Got that!)

then, she said, "OOOOH, I LIKE YOUR SHIRT. TAKE IT OFF! WEEEEE!" She took off Ulrich's shirt and began to kiss his chest. " MMM, FEELS AND TASTES GOOD! MEHEHEHEHE!" then, she hopped off and went up to Jeremie.

"HI THERE, HI! OOOOH, GLASSES, GIMME GIMME!"

"Hey give those glasses back. AAAA! I can hardly see!" Jeremie started to run around until he hit himself with a scanner, and fell unconscious. Aelita stared in happy horror as a marshmallow flew into her mouth.

"Mmm, I love me some good marshmallow" said Aelita.

Odd looked around in disbelief at the sight of Yumi running around putting Jeremie's glasses on his uh… balls, and Aelita moving her feet around, while eating a bag of marshmallows that she got from who knows where.

Suddenly, he started smiling and thought to himself. 'this is what I've always dreamed about! Now, we can all go nuts! YAY!' So now, Odd joined in on the fun and craziness, as a mysterious little figure sat there, …… sitting.

(A/N: Time to bring out our special guest! It's……… We are terribly sorry, but the guest cannot be revealed until they see him in the story. Which is right now!)

All of a sudden, everyone stopped and sat in a circle. Jeremie woke up and joined.

A beat was playing in the background, and Aelita said "start it off Odd!"

Odd started "yo, yo, yo, yo my name is Odd, I came from a pod. It leads to a virtual world, where people have twirled, and I have hurled. But, it's no prob, I'm a gangster and ready to do my job.

Aelita continued "now, I'm that ghetto girl one of a kind, ready for battle I'm gonna make you blind. Guys are checkin me out now, but I hit em in the face POW! Trust me dog don't mess wit me, I'm ridin the streets in my pink tee!"

Now, it was Yumi's turn, "yo homebro just lay off me damn, because uh I already got a man. And-……

Ulrich watched as Yumi continued her rap. When he looked to the side he saw a small, doll-like figure standing there. "whoa, what the hell is that" he asked. Then, he saw it move into the light, and he screamed, "IT'S THE CUDDLE MONSTER!

Jeremie had finished his part, and everyone added a "WE ARE THE LYOKO GANGSTERS! YEAH!" When they heard Ulrich scream "the cuddle monster" they all turned and were VERY scared. (Bet you can't guess why. That's our special guest. YAY!)

The monster cuddly thing started shooting cotton at them. They were fast and hurt like crazy. Everyone headed for the elevator which close on them, and couldn't be opened. DUN DUN DUN!

And then, ……………… why don't we take a short break and see the kids.

Meanwhile, the 4 kids were walking around when they saw that people were extremely happy, and a few committed suicide. (YES!)

"Dude, what the fuck is going on here" asked Kenny. (I'm getting tired of blocking the word, so there you have it.)

"I don't know, but this can't be good" said Kyle. So they went to Cartman's house, and his mom made pie, and went upstairs to "take care of something." (His mom is a whore, seriously.)

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uh, I mean that the chapter is over. I'm getting tired, and well, I just have to stop now so my parents can use the computer. Well, not too much to say except that, PREPARE TO FACE THE POWER OF CUDDLE MONSTER! HAHAHA! PLEASE READ AND REVIEW, and I'll see ya next time when the gang escapes death. Peace Out Ya'll 