Digigirl0093: YAY! Another story :D

Know your stars…know your stars…know your stars… know your stars… know your stars… know your stars…

Shippo sat on the chair to be made fun of by the voice.

Shippo… likes to eat dirt…

"What? I don't like to eat dirt! Dirt is too…DIRTY!"

Shippo… likes to play in mud…

"At least you got something right."

Shippo… Secretly loves Kagome…

"SQUEALER!"

Inuyasha stormed in and smacked Shippo on the head with his fist.

Security!

Two guards came in and dragged Inuyasha off-stage.

There.

"Continue please. Wait, WHAT AM I SAYING?"

Shippo… is a pervert…

"HEY! THAT'S MY JOB!" Miroku's voice was heard from the stands.

"Yah, that's HIS job!" Shippo protested.

Shippo… likes to eat dirt…

"You already said that one!"

No I didn't.

"Yes you did!"

No I didn't.

"YES, you did!"

NO, I didn't.

"YES YOU DID!" Shippo yelled, standing up on the chair.

Now you know… Shippo

"I'm not even going to try."

Digigirl0093: FUNNY.