Kingdom Kamping
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Me: Hi...and welcome to the second chapter. Thank you all for reading and reviewing. Hopefully...nothing of the sort from the last chapter would happen again.
Leon: You think we escaped from her for good?
Cloud: I hope so. I DON'T WANNA GO BACK INTO THAT FRILLY DRESS! Curls into a ball and sucks thumb
Sephiroth: One can only hope she doesn't find us...
Yuffie: Where are we any ways?
Me: Dunno
Kairi: EEEK!
EVERYONE: SHUT IT OR SHE'LL FIND US!
Cloud: Oh no...she's here! Screams like a little girl and faints
Sephiroth: Hehe...so the mighty cloud is afraid of a little girl...This could be useful...Taps Cam-Corder
Namine: There you guys are! You shouldn't hide in drain pipes! You'll dirty the dresses-
Me: Everyone for themeselves! RUN FOR IT!
Everyone: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHH! Tramples Cloud
Cloud: NO! NO! NOT THE FACE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Namine: Oh...it'll be more than the face...pulls out voodoo dolls
5 Minutes later...
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Namine: Cloud would you like more tea?
Cloud: NO YOU BLONDE WANNABE UGLY WITCH! I WOULD NOT LIKE MORE TEA!
Namine: Tsk! Tsk! Tsk! Temper Temper! Shapes voodoo head into a cube and slices of hair
Cloud: MY HAIR! MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR! T.T
Me: Well folks...we could be here for a while...or till that we find a effecent way of escaping...so...here goes the story...
Disclaimer: Twilightsoul does not own or possess Kingdom Hearts Characters or anything in any ways.
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Chapter 2- 360 Total Mayhem at Kamp Kingdom
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"MMMMMMMHPHPPHMMMHPPH!"
"You want a bonnet too?" alright here you go. Suddenly Xaldin and Saix walks into the room. "Hey guys now we got the luggage in and everything we havin a camp-HOLY COW WHAT IN PLANETS NAME!"
Mean
while in prison...
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Diz was getting put on trail by the pie court which consisted of Demyx's Water clones and Pies of the sort.
"I
TOLD YOU I DID NOT ABUSE MY POWERS AND KNOCKED OVER THAT DUMB STUPID
STATUE! IT WAS DEMYX"S FAULT!"
"Riiiiiight...and
I'm Jerry Springer" said the pie judge. This is stupid...A
COURT FULL OF PIES AND DEMYX"S CLONES! I'll KILL THEM!
I'LL KILL THEM ALL.."Defendant Diz, what do you have to
say?" asked the pie judge. "Nothing" Diz smiled as he
took out a few cooking tools from his left pocket and placing them on
the table. "HE'S GOT A FORK AND A CUP! EVERYONE RUN FOR
IT!"
Looks like I won;t be needing dinner
tonight...MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! DIZ ALWAYS GETS HIS REVENGE!
The
Campsite-Central Lake
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"Alright,
my name is Tifa and I will be your guide and conselour for this
camping trip"
"The name's Axel. Got it
memorized-
"DAAAARKNESS IS THE HEARTS TRUE
ESSCENCE!"
Everyone: O.O"
Suddenly a dart shot
out of no-where and hit Ansem in the neck. "Sorry folks. We've
been looking for this deranged person yesterday. He ain;t suppose to
be released for anouther 150 years." said a hooded man.
Sora
looking at the organization 13 members confused to the fact that
there is only 9 of them. "Hey, there's only 10 members! Where
the others?"
"Hmm...good question...where are they?"
said Vexen.
Meanwhile...
"Say
cheese Demyx!"
"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPHMPHPH"
which meant NOOO!I'LL NEVER SAY IT!
Xaldin started to opened the
door to the girls dorm."Better hurry, the girls will be back any
minute now..." Suddenly a voice came out of Marluxia's Cell
Phone.
"Marlux this is Saix, can't distract em any longer.
You better hurry up or we're all done for. Over and out"
"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMPHHHH-SLAM!
"Hehehehe...this
should be funny" said Marluxia tapping his cam corder. "Where's
Xaldin?"
Demyx snickered as he watched Xaldin trying to find
a way out. "DAMN YOU! YOU LOCKED THE DOOR-SHUT UP DEMYX!"
yelled Xaldin as he kicked Demyx.
"MMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPHHHHH!" "Damnit-I
SAID SHUT-UP!" Xaldin summoned his spears and pointed
them at Demyx's neck. Suddenly his cell phone rang and played the
chocobo song. "Hello?" "Saix here. You got 3
secs-too late. They're here get out of there! Out and Over"
"Hey
Namine, help me out with this luggage. It's killing my back"
said Kairi as she lifted her 25 tonne suit case.
"What did
you out in there?" said Namine struggling. "You'll see-
XALDIN AND DEMYX!"
We're done for now... ah
well...atleast Demyx suffered...
"This is humiliating" muttered Xaldin as he was preparing tea for the girls. "Speak for your self! I CAN'T GET RID OF THESE CURLY GOLDEN HAIR THINGIES!" said Marluxia. "Funny, it goes perfectly with your pink scythe and the way you dance and prance around your room" snickered Demyx. "I swear Demyx...if the word gets out Xigbar's going to have your head as a hunting trophy" threatened Marluxia."So Xigbar is your fionce now?"snickered Xaldin. "THAT'S IT! YOU'RE GONNA PAY!I'LL-"Oooohhhhh boys! Is the tea ready yet?" asked Namine.
Boys: No your royal pain the backside!
"Tsk! Tsk! Tsk!" exclaimed Kairi. "One who is a butler should not insult one's master" said Namine as she pulled out a shock remote for the SHOCKEROONY 2000.
Boys: NO! NOT THAT!
"WAIT! DON'T SHOCK ME!" exclaimed Demyx. "Give us a reason not to" said Selphie in a sugar addict kind of way.
10 Minutes later...
The
girls were laughing until they cried. "Oh geez, I'm sore all
over from laughing" said Namine. "This would make a fortune
on E-Bay!" suggested Kairi.
"Demyx, since you gave us
entertainment you're free to go. Xaldin you too."
Demyx and Xaldin: YAY!
"YOU TRAITOR XALDIN! DEMYX! You're a dead man! AS SOON AS I GET OUTTA HERE I'M SENDING XIGBAR ONTO YOU!" screamed a very derranged and angry Marluxia. "So you admit Xigbar is your fionce?" snickked Demyx. "WHAAA-NO-WAY! WE'RE JUST FRIENDS!DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING THAT HE GAVE ME ROSES-" "Thanks for the evidence Marluxia" smirked Xaldin."C'mon, lets upload this baby onto E-Bay."
"AARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH!"
"Marluxia,
you break your voice and you know voices are incredibly important on
dates" said Namine pulling out a hair cutting kit. "FOR THE
LAST TIME I AM NOT A GENDER IMPOSTER! YOU UGLY BLONDE
WUTCH!" Marluxia's insults were
paused by an electrical current which K.Oed him instantly. "I
must say I packed quite a few handy things" said Kairi.
"Now...where did I put that plastic suggery kit..."
Mean While...
"OVER
HERE! GET OVER HERE!" yelled a pie. A bullet suddenly hit
it in it's track. "MOMMA! I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT" yelled
the pie as he collapsed.
This is a dark dark day for pies all
around the world...
To be Continued...
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Me: You sure she won't find us here?
Sephiroth: Positive.
Cloud: Someone letted out a ripper!
Everyone: O.O" EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEk!
Namine: there you are! you shouldn't hide in card board boxes! you crushed the flowers
Me: Here we go again-OWWW! " suddenly wakes up from nightmare
Roxas: WAKE UP! OR WE'RE GOING TO DISNEY LAND WITHOUT YOU!
Me: Alright! AlrighT! Yeesh...ya don't need to hit me with the pillow
Namine: Whats going on?
Boys: Nothing!
Sephiroth: Anyone had a vision of Namine getting us for wrecking her house?
Cloud: Yeah I did
Me: I knew suggesting that voodoo book was a bad idea..HOLY $&(&$(&$#$(Y! TAKE A LOOK AT MY BILL! 5000000 Munny on PIXIE STIXS!
Everyone: O.O"
Moogle:pops out of no-where Kupoppop! Please R&R! Kupo! Where's my Kupo nut!