Me: Hiya folks! Welcome to chapter 3 where-

Selphie: I LIKE TRAINS! TRAINS! TRAINS! TRAINS! TRAI- BOOOONK!

Me: That should keep her out for a while.

Sora: We better hide that pixie stixs stash of hers before she wakes.

Roxas: Axel your cue

Axel :incinerates stash

Everyone: O.O"

Cloud: AXEL YOU CRAZY MANIATIC PYRO HEAD! YOU KNOW HOW EVIL SHE GETS WHEN SHE FINDS HER CANDY ETERNALLY MISSING! REMEMBER LAST TIME!

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Flash Back: MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HERE COMES THE AEROPLANE!

CLoud: NO! NO! NOOOOOO! Eats mouth full of manure

Selphie: Now...will you tell me where you stashed the loot or not?

Me: NEVER!

Selphie: I tried to be reasonable takes out dead rat

Boys: O.O"

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Axel: It's just candy...got it memorized?

Reno: twitches eye THATS IT RED HAIR COPY CAT BOY WANNABE! YOU DIE NOW!

Axel & Reno: Gets into a brawl

Namine: Boys are so immature...

Kairi: I'd have to agree

Ollette: They could have just buried it- What in Twilights name ARE THEY DOING!

Sephiroth: Hold her still damnit! HOW CAN I FIT HER INTO THE STRAIGHT JACKET IF YOU DON'T?

Me: AH SHUT UP AND WORK BEFORE SHE'S AWAKE!

Ansem: Seems "GOOGOO GAGA" like I'm the only one who's "SO EVIL! MUWAHAHAHA" sane "DARKNESS!" around here so I'll do the disclaimer

Metal Clinic guy 1#: HEY GRAB ANSEM!

Axel: Insinerates Sephiroths Hair by accident

Everyone: O.O"

Sephiroth: THAT'S IT! YOU HAVE DROVEN THE LAST OF PATIENCE! PREPARE TO DIE! Pulls out black materia METE-DONK!

Selphie: Where's my stash?

Me: oh boy...everyone get your mouth washes- NOW!

Ansem: AH NUTS! YOU DARE TO ATTACK YOUR OWN FATHER!

Metal Clinic guy 1#: YOU KILLED HIM YOU LOW LIFE!

Ansem: No...I am...your father...

Mental Clinic guy 1#: No...NO...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Disclaimer: Twilight Soul does not own any character DARKNESS!or objects which relate to the character in any ways

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Chapter 3- The attack of the fan Girls, a very confused Marluxia and a spell gone horrilbly wrong.

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"Where am I?" Marluxia awoken finally in the surgery room. Urrk where's the mirror- "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!"

Mean while...On the field of dead Pies...

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A thousand bullets were flying in the air. Thousands of pies lay motionless and moaning in agonizing pain. It was a dark dark day for pie civilization everywhere. Pie fillings were scattered all over the fields... There on a rock stood a very happy Diz.

"Let me free now so I can prove the real truth?" said Diz triamphetly with his army of fan girls.

Fan Girl Army: ALL HAIL OUR MIGHTY GOD DIZ! Bows

"You...win..." said the judge pie. "How ever...these are no fan girls...they are...fan gender imposters" laughed the pie evily.

"YOU LIE! IT'S NOT TRUE! NOTHING YOU SAY IS TRUE!" yelled a denial Diz. Suddenly a gorrilla girl walked past him covered in hair and stank like the sweat of a man miner on a hot day. " Hello darling!" she said in a very raspy man voice. 'You were saying?" laughed the pie. "No...it is true! I've GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE NOW!"

Fan Girl (Gender Imposter): GET HIM! HE"S ESCAPING! Rings Alarm

I knew these girls were to good to be true...I want my mommy! MOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Back at Kamp Kingdom...

"Hey...whats this? This is actually Marluxia's Diar-" "READ ONE PAGE AND I SHALL CUT YOUR HANDS OFF!" said a very derrange Marluxia who's now looking like Liv Tyler. "Ooooooo...wait til we tell Selphie about this! It has Selphie written back and front of it" snickered Namine. "Ooooooooooooh Selp-""I'll pay you 500000 munny if you don;t tell her along with one month's ice cream tokens. I'll also do your h/w for a year but please don't tell her!" said Marluxia hastely. "Hmm...no deal unless you tell us about you and Xigbar" smirked Namine.

Boys Dorm

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"Hey Roxas, I dare ya summon that evil santa dude" Axel said while trying to beat up Demyx for drenching him into ice cold water.

"I dunno. We need a human sacrafice first" said Roxas reading the book of demonology. "I might know who" smirked Xaldin darkly pointing to the girls room. " HEY IS THAT LIV TYLER!" exclaimed an excited Demyx. " YOU MORON-" before Riku could tell Demyx off he was already gone half way to the girls dorm. "Yoo zink ve should tellz im?" ask a very confused Vexen. "Nah. This will make good money on ebay" smirked Axel tapping the cam corder.

Girls Dorm:

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"So you just asked Xigbar for girl advice?" said Namine symphetically. "Yup. I asked him where to get nice roses so-" suddenly Marluxia was knocked over a very energetic Demyx who was now in love with the person who is his enemy that looks like Liv Tyler. "OMG! OMG! OMG! I LOVE YOUR MOVIES! Can I have your autograph? WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME!(PLEASE SAY YES)." " HIT THE SPELL ROXAS!" yelled Axel. "Invovete pohentious carnata!" yelled Roxas throwing eyes of newts into the air. Suddenly a green light grew and Marluxia was backed to normal except he now had elven ears. Suddenly Saix walked in. His eyes twitched at the fact that Marluxia was a dark elf. "YOU ARE NO ELF FROM RIVENDELL! YOU ARE AN ELF OF MORDOR! DIE FEINDISH BEAST!" Saix raised his claymore ready to strike when all of a sudden a red lightning bolt struck the ground leaving behind the evil derranged santa. " HO! HO! HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS TO DEMYX , MARLUXIA AND SAIX! NOW YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE!" the evil santa had summon a giagantic 60 foot long axe and started to chase th three into the woods. "Wait! Wait! PEPERIMOS PERHETIAS MORROCIA!" yelled Roxas. Suddenly the evil santa turned into a million fan girls yelling " WE LOVE YOU SAIX, MARXY AND DEMYX!". "EEEEEEEEEEEEK! FAN GIRLS!" shreiked Marluxia in a girly voice. "So...shall we pretend nothong of this sort happened today?" suggested. "Agreed" said everyone.

"HEY I KNOW! LETS GO FOR A CAMPFIRE" suggested Axel.

Mean while...in the middle of no-where-public libary

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Phew...I've escaped at last...When I get my hands on Demyx...I'm gonna-"Oh Diiiz. Where are you?" said a voice that sounded like a gender confused voice.

OH GOD NO! "Hey QUIT SHOVIN DIZ!" said Demyx. " You..." said Diz darkly with his eye twitching from rage. "Hehehehe...I found you" said a voice from above.

"OH GOD IT IS REALLY HIM! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!"

To be continued

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Author's Note: I am very sorry for the late update due to I had alot of things to do. To make up for the lateness, I will be making anouther 2 chapters to post on the site during this week or early next week.

Selphie: MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! FEEL THE G FORCE OF DOOM

Me: YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS! WITHOUT SUGAR YOU'RE POWERLESS!

Selphie: We'll see about that-

Random Mental Clinic guy #2: HEY! THATS THE MOST WANTED PATIENT! GRAB HER!

Selphie: HISS!

10 mins later...

Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGH! I WANNA PUKE!

Selphie: MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!