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Hello, all you wonderful people! I'm finally back after an annoying break. But, let's get down to business. Now, the last chapter had to be cut off and I didn't get to use any new ideas I had in mind. So, this is where it will happen, leaving off from last time. I also put that there would be a tragedy. That will be here too. Well, here we go! WEEEEEEEE!

P.S: Please excuse any type errors. Something is wrong with my PC.

Cuddle Monster: "It's me. MWAHAHA!"

Code South Park

Ch.8: The Real, Please don't go

Cartman continued eating the blueberry pie untiol there was no more. For him it was delicious, (DUH!) but for everyone else it was a disgusting sight. Odd just laughed at his bulginess.

"AY! First of all, shut the f ers up! (pronounce the word how it has it. First "F" then "ers") Second of all, I'm not fat I'm friggin big boned!" said the fatass Cartman.

Odd looked at him quiziclly ( ? ) and said, "heh- wait, f-ers, friggin? How come you can't actually say the word?"

Cartman got mad at the thought and before he got to answer, Stan interrupted him. "It's because he has thois chip in him that shocks him every time he curses." (It's called the V-chip, and it was used in a south park movie. When it malfunctioned, Cartman defeated Sadam Hussein with it. Sorta)

Ulrich smiled evily and said, "So he can't say, 'I'm a big fuckin stupid fatass?"

"Shut the fu-" said Cartman, but before he could say fuck, he was EXTREMELY ELECTRIFIED! "AAAAAAAGH! SON OF A BIT- (shock) AAAAAAGH!

Everyone laughed and laughed and laughed… (3 "laughed" later) and laughed. (GOD DAMN IT!) except Aelita, who smiled innocently and simpatheticly. She put her hand on his shoulder and said, "how can you guys be so mean to the poor fatass."

Catrman, knowing someone was backing him up, said "thank you lady." Then, realizing he had been dissed for the hundred thousandth thime, said "shut up ho- (shock) AAAAH! FU- (SHOCK AGAIN!) AAAAAGH!"

Everyone laughed and laughed again. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Suddenly, Cartman started inflating and… BOOOOOOOOM! He exploded and crashed into an unsuspecting victim. K-E-N-N-Y. (wooops y daisy)

OH NO! After the smoke that came out of Cartman's ass cleared up, they saw Kenny. He was dead………… again.

"Oh my god, they killed Kenny!" said Stan.

"YOU BASTARDS!" finished Kyle. (I love that line.)

Meanwhile……………………

The cuddle monster was in a dark room with a whole bunch of screens passin by. The eye of XANA could clearly be seen in every fuckin corner of the place. Jeez!

"So, will you accept the deal?" said the plushie.

Another voice said "What? Are you kidding? That deal sucks!

"What do you mean? We both wan those kids dead and it's a good plan."

"Well you know what? (Here it comes) FUCK IT! SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!

A lot of gun shots were heard and also a few whacks of a bat. ?

Back with the kids…

Something was happening in the house. "… I'm totally serious. Her brests hang way down! It's unfrickinbelievable!" said Kyle.

The Lyoko gang was all laughing. Jeremie started talking, "Ha- my god, I can't believe it. Hey, what's her name?

Dun dun dun dun dun. Cartman said, "Her name is Ms. Chokes on Dick."

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"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

(LONG LAUGH) Suddenly, everyone looked like they were drunk and started spinning around and making weird noises. "WEEEEEEEE!"

Then, there was a BIG EXPLOSION! And the house blew up! Leaving all the young people inside, and Cartman's mom with some guy, shelterless.

Somehow, they came out unharmed. Ulrich spoke up and said, "You know, that teacher might be one fine girlfriend"

"yea, I agree" said Jeremie.

Yumi and Aelita looked at each other then went up to the boys and said "WHAT?"(Now imagine the theme of "Can't touch me" playing in the background, and the word WHAT being repeated.) then, Yumi and Aelita started slapping Jeremie and Ulrich continuously like a crappy cartoon show. (Are we in it?)

Well, anyway, as they went outside, they saw a whole bunch of people outside behind cop cars with BIG missle guns and some other cops throwing grenades with happy faces around.

"MWAHAHAHA! WE'LL TURN THIS CRAPPY TOWN INTO THE HAPPYGOLUCKY CLOWN TOWN! WEEEEE!" screamed the "police officers". (YAY! Please don't hurt me cops. 

Yumi looked around. "What in the name of Lyoko hell is goin on here?"

Suddenly, more fire appeared everywhere, and walking through the flames was a small, ugly as hell plush thing.

(IT'S THE CUDDLE MONSTER. AAAA! DUN DUN DUN!)

It looked straight at the Lyoko gang and uh… smiled? Who the hell writes this stuff anyway- oh, woops, I write it.

Anyways, it said, "Well, well, well. I guess it's time for you to die."

The gang looked at each other helpless. "OH MY GOD! OH NO! IT CAN'T BE! HELP!" and the famous South Park Christmas Poo sung, "Howwwdy Ho!"

A small girl ran up to Stan and hugged him. "Oh Stan, I'm scared. Hold me."

Then, a gang of Kangkrelots appeared. Holy crapshit!

Ulrich ran ahead and kicked the cuddle monster, which made the Kangkrelots disappear for some reason. "HA! Take that ya motha- whoa!" a familiar black smoke lifted Ulrich, slammed him down to the ground REALLY hard, and went inside him. (Here we go again)

"NO! Ulrich!" Cried Yumi, running up to him. She gave a couple of hard punches and kicks to the monster, then went to Ulrich's side. "What's wrong, speak!"

"h- yu-Yumi, don't w-worry about m-m-me" said Ulrich. Then, he started coughing really hard, and choking.

Yumi started crying. "n-no, don't leave me Ulrich. I-I won't let you go!" Yumi leaned forward and whispered, "I'll do CPR."

"Y-Yumi, don't do it. J-just let me die."

"NO!" she leaned closer, but Ulrich kept resisting, until…

"AAAAGH! I-I-I can't take it anymore.(Hack) G-Goodbye, Y-Y-Yumi. A-Always r-remember that i-I-I l-love y… uuaah."

Yumi was now pouring her eyes out. Grieving over the thought of Ulrich, actually dead, made her angry. "WHY XANA? WHY DIDN'T YOU TAKE ME YOU SON OF A BITCH! FUCK YOUUUUUUU!"

Everyone around her were now feeling sad, and had lost all their craziness. Even though monkeys were still hopping all around the place.

BLAH BIDY BLA BLA BLA BLA BEEEEE!

Wow. Sad ending huh. Well, there you have it. The chapter you've been waiting for. I was feeling kinda down so I wrote that, but I feel better now. (I'm going to write a songfic about this.) It was shorter than I expected. Well, see ya'll next time!WEEEEEEE!

Cuddle Monster: MWAHAHAHA! I DID IT! I KILLED HIM!

Me: No you didn't, you suck. I just made him die. (sticks tongue out)

Cuddle monster: you better take that tongue back or else…

Me: uh, okay. Just please don't hurt me. AAAAAAAAGH!

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