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Disclaimer: I don't own any of code lyoko or south park. I don't own the piece of the song by Utada Hikaru either. I do own the cuddle monster and any other stuff that might not happen in code Lyoko.
WOO! WAHA! I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack! Time for an all new chapter! I'm sorry I never told anyone that I was out because I went to the Bahamas. (IT WAS GREAT) anyway, to make up for lost time, I will put 2 chapters, and then bring it to a close. I'm so excited and have gotten even more random since the trip. In fact, I will use many CAPITAL LETTERS! HAHAHAHA! FACE THE POWER OF ME! (Any subject you would like to tell me about, that has to do with my trip, please private message me. Review first.) any confusion about last chapter, regarding the characters, will notbe cleared up here.
Cuddle monster: HEY! Who the Hell cares about other characters. Let's just make it all about me.
Me: WHAT? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR COTTON MIND? That would just totally suck and nobody wants that. (sticks out middle finger)
Cuddle monster: don't you flip me off!
Me: Well, what ya gonna do about it huh?
Cuddle monster: (smiles VERY evilly) mehe hehe. Oh, you'll see.
Me: (Gulp) uh oh, hey why don't we give them the story already before- (Glass breaks and static appears)
Authors Note: I am asking the website to not delete the story for any explicit content. Thank you!
Code South Park
Ch.9: Can I move on?
She touched his cold body and stared sadly at the faceless expression on his face. She remembered how they would be so good together, as a couple and best friends, along with the others. Everyone felt pain in their hearts, but nothingcould match the pain this girl felt, when she saw her soul mate lying in the ground, leaving this world and entering the after life. "But maybe this is God's will and destiny working its magic upon us" the girl thought. Or maybe, everyone was meant to suffer.
(A/N: that paragraph is kinda true. I actually thought about that when that happened to a girl I used to know.) but, those words didn't really have to do anything with the story so, let's see what actually happens now.
The Lyoko gang had now lost a member of the group, and they felt like the group had fallen apart. (A/N: All Ulrich and Yumi lovers, please read on. There will be some good news later on.)
"Y-Yumi, please cheer up" said Odd. Usually, he's in a good mood, but witnessing the death of his best friend, made him feel sad. "He was my- I mean our best friend, one of the group. So, Yumi stop crying."
I watched you, fast asleep, all I fear, means nothing.
Jeremie held Aelita who was crying on his shoulder. "No, how can it be."
So many ups and downs
My heart's a battleground! I need true emotion…
The gang huddled close to Yumi. The South Park kids just watched from behind. "Wow. Too bad for her" said Kyle.
"Yeah, dude. I mean maybe that's how Wendy would feel if I died" said Stan, looking at the girl holding him. "Would you Wendy?"
She looked up at him. "Yes, I would. But, it didn't happen and I don't really care about that girl" said Wendy. 'I absolutely hate girls like her. Wearing all black, and being such a fuckin goth. Even if she's sad about her boyfriend, I don't care' thought Wendy to herself. (Okay, I don't think it's true that she hates girls that wear black. I just made that up.)
I need more affection than you know
I need true emotion.
You showed me, how to see that nothing is whole and, nothing is broken.
Cartman just stood there. "ah, who cares dude. She should just get over it. What a pussy"
Kyle turned to look at him. "Shut up Cartman. At least feel sorry for her, and stop being such a selfish fuckin bastard." Said Kyle angrily. "What if you had died huh?"
At that, Cartman shut up, and starting thinking about the delicious pie.
My fears, my lies…
"thank y-you everybody" said Yumi, lifting her head up.
Melt away……
I need more affection than you know.
2 days later…
"Okay guys, just a little more" said Jeremie, giving directions to lead his friends to the activated tower. They were on Lyoko, except for Jeremie, who stayed behind to use the computer like always. It's been harder without Ulrich, but the gang has been pulling through with the third XANA attack.
Suddenly, a little ringing was heard. Jeremie tensed up. "Odd, you've got 4 more Hornets on your tail. And Yumi, there are 2 more Tarantulas and 3 more Kangkrelots on the way. You have to protect the tower until Odd can come and help you."
"Don't worry Jeremie, I can see the tower in the distance" said Aelita, holding on to her life once again, on Odd's death ride. The 4 Hornets got closer and started firing. They all missed because of all the movement of the Overboard by Odd. He turned it around to face one of them. "Laser Arrow!"
Odd and Aelita started descending. They could see Yumi running around dodging lasers.
"Alright, time to lose these bugs"said Odd. He quickly dove down and went through one of the many caves the mountain region has. The Hornets tried to follow but couldn't and smashed themselves on the wall above the opening.
"Yumi! We're coming" called Aelita. Yumi turned around, but got hit by a laser.
"Pesky roach" said Yumi angrily. She took a step forward, jumped up in the air, and threw her fans to destroy 2 Kangkrelots. As she caught her fans and faced the last one, it blew up.
"Ha! How do ya like that" shouted Odd, who got off his overboard. He stopped to dance with techno music in the background. "Uh, yeah, I'm the greatest. WOOOO!" then, he started shaking his ass fast.
It was so weird even the Tarantulas sat there thinking "Dude, what the fuck is this? I did not need to see this"
Then, the other one would turn and say "hey, you shouldn't be talking. I don't get paid enough to do this."
But, that won't happen (BOOOO!) so, Odd and Yumi finished off the Tarantulas and sat down to blah blah blah weeeee! Thinking about FOOD!
"OH MY GOD!" Screamed Yumi.
Jeremie was daydreaming about uh… hopping on beds and throwing Aelita off a building just to catch her like a ball. "W-what is it Yumi?"
"I-It's… IT'S YUMMINESS GONE WILD! WEEE! Odd IS NOW EATING A GIGANTIC SHOE! YAY! OOH! SQUERRELS WITH BIG BALLS!"
"Hey, what's goi- GOO GOO GAA GAA! MONKEYS CUTTING TREES!YAY! I'M GOING TO KILL XANA WITH A SLICE OF LETTUCE!
Everyone was going crazy except Aelita who was sharing 30 HOT DOGS AND A SHOE with Odd! MWAHAHA!
No, but seriously, Yumi saw something that surprised Aelita and Odd too. It was…
…
DUN DUN DUUUUN! WEEE! NO FINDING OUT WHAT IT IS TIL NEXT CHAPPIE! MWAHAHA! (you suck)
Cuddle Monster: Okay, what the fuck was that? I wasn't even in it.
Me: that WAS MY CRAZY CHAPTER WOOHOO! (Eats more sugar and pisses on the plushie)
Cuddle monster: W-W-WHAT THE FUCK! AAAAAAAAAAH! NOOO! NASTY! STOP IT YOU DIRTY MOTHER FUCKER! WAAAAAH! (cries and kicks me in the nuts.)
Me: W- OW! SHITSHITSHITSHIT! THAT HURTS LIKE A BITCH! IT HUUUUURTS LIKE AN ANGRY WOMAN!... COCK!
I'll see you in the next chapter which I'm afraid I can't do today. I want you to wait and well, I just can't. but be ready.
In 2 chapters this ends, so I'll see ya soon and watch for a oneshot by me!
BYE!
