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Me: Hello, and welcome to chapter 4 of the story. Please feel free to critocize any editing errors I have made...stupid edditing tool-

Cloud: Keep it down willya? She's right behind the corner.

Sephiroth: o.o" curles into a ball and sucks thumb

Demyx: Hey has anyone seen Spiky?

Xigbar: Yeah...I ate him...he was quite tasty!

Demyx: WHAA! NOOO! SPIKY!T.T

Larxene: Shut it! YOU BLEW OUR COVER YOU MORON!

Zexion: Idiots...

Namine: Oww...a hedgehog just poked me

Demyx: SPIKY!THERE YOU ARE! -Cuddles Spiky the hedgehog-

Selphie:Yum Yum! Looky at what I have here!

Everyone: O.O"

Disclaimer Moogle: TwilightSoul does not own any of what is been written here! KUPO! There's my kupo nut!

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Chapter 4- Is this the end for the KH Cast?

"AAAAAHHHHHHH! IT IS HIM! THE SUPERIOR!" yelled the frightened nobodies. "Give me a kiss Saix" said the superior mushing his lips together causing Saix to scream like a sissy and run down the aisle of no return at about 100x the speed of light having the superior chasing after him at 7 times the speed that he was travelling.

Suddenly the Michael Jackson song called Beat it! played out of no-where with heaps of homocidal gender confused fangirls rampaging down the slopes of the desert.

"Hey cool! Chocobos!"

"I don;t think their chocobos Roxas" Zexion's eyes widening with fear. Since Zexion was gifted with a strong sense of smell, he could smell anything from chocobos to last week's dinner. In this case, chocobos would cause his allergies to act up but it didn't. The scent somewhat consisted of sweat, male and female hormones mixed together and a large mob of rabid people who haven't showered for about 7 years due to the fear of water. The scent was lethal due to the ammonia that had built up due to them wetting their pants all the time. Due to fear Zexion made a chocobo haaaarp noise and took off after a milli-second he had picked up the scent.

"Whats wrong with him?" asked Roxas

"I dunno...but it's best that we start running for our lives" Axel said backing away slowly. "However, we need a volunteer to stay behind to ensure our escape...?
Everyone suddenly looked at Riku with an evil smirk. "Uhh...Why is everyone looking at me like that? You guys are starting to creep me out..."

5 Mins Later...

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"Farewell Sephiroth's Son! Your sacrifice will not be in vain!" yelled Axel from a far distance.

"I HATE YOU ALL!YOU ALL ARE DEAD WHEN MY DAD FINDS OUT!" yelled Riku as he struggled to untagle himself from the ropes which had bounded his arm to.

"That's where you're wrong son" Sephiroth appearing out of no-where.

"FATHER!"

"You know something? I'm not meant to be a good father and besides, I never liked a gay son" smiled Sephiroth evily.

"Who the hell is this nutcase?" observed Luxord. "Beats me, must be one of the superior's friend or a random phsyco." replied Axel with a somewhat bizzare expression on his face.

Anouther 5 minutes later...

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The rabid fan beasties ( obviously they ain't human) were closing in on the two whom the members of Organization had tied up which now were exetremely bloodthirsty and derranged like Namine's english teacher Ms Bulma ( you have no-idea how crazy this teacher gets e.g. grabbing a vodka bottle and got drunk while teaching my class P.E.). They were a mile within their destination. The remaining members had found a gummi ship for the size of a toddler that obviously appeared out of no-where. They had boarded and were about to take off only to find out that there was no fuel left...The fan beasties got closer...and closer...

Meanwhile at the campsite...

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"I love flowers! They're so prettyful and smell so nice-" suddenly Marluxia's flower dance was interupted by Zexion crashing into him, sending him through a tree at 100Miles p/hour.

"ZEXION! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?" yelled Marluxia. "Rabid...fan...beasties...after us all..." puffed Zexion.

"Did they look pretty disgusting?" asked Roxas with curiosity."WHAT DO YOU THINK?THEY'RE BARELY HUMAN FOR HEAVENS SAKE!" snapped the emo.

"Wheew! You needa breath mint. Any ways, I think it was those ugly chimpazee/gorrilaish creatures I saw rampaging through the forest-THE FOREST?"

Suddenly the 3 of the organization members came burstin through a hole that appeared in the mysterious wall that appeared out of no-where.

"What Chaos have you brought us this time?" asked Roxas.

"Don't ask. Just pack your bags, get on the bus and drive like you never driven before" puffed Zexion.

Suddenly the rest of the organization members popped out of no-where landing on the bus and obliterating it to little insunificant tiny bits. Suddenly a puddle left by the rain started to ripple. There were several loud thuds in the ground which sounded like a group of chocobos storming through a desert valley.

"IT'S THE FAN BEASTIES...IT'S A DINOSAUR...WAIT A SECOND...THATS SAIX AND THE SUPERIOR!" screamed Demyx.

"C'mon SAIXY WAIXY! JUST ONE LITTLE KISHY!"

"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP ME YOU INSOLENT FOOLS! THE SUPERIOR HAS FINALLY LOST THE PLOT!" screamed Saix.

Everyone suddenly looked at Namine with a bizzare face.

Namine blinked. "What?Oh riiight the spell that Kairi dared me to cast on Xemnas. Well it's gonna last for atleast a week because I'm out of mystery goo" Namine said while showing the smiling sweaty face.

Suddenly the ground shooked violently and out of no-where was Sephiroth and Riku, Father and Son tied to a wooden pole running for their dear lives. After them were a mob of savage fan beasties who were chasing after them, their stench wilting away every single living plant that surrounded or was in the forest.

"SORA! HEEELP PLEASE!"

Sora smiled coldly and took a photo with his paupu fruit like digital camera. This was his kodak moment. "Hmm...I dunno...after you insulted my hair, took my choclate bar and ripped up my Mr Fluffy (Which was his beloved teddy bear) and finally locked me inside the closet full of heartless...uyyyeeeno!"

"I'LL BE YOUR SLAVE FOR A YEAR? EVEN DO YOUR HOMEWORK JUST PLEASE HELP ME! I'LL EVEN STOP INSLUTING THAT YOUR HAIR LOOKS LIKE A BIRDS NEST!"

"No Need. I help ya ol buddy!"

You just payed me back with that video I got of you pretending to be Britney Spears and singing "Oops I did it again". I am so going to show everyone this. It might even make a few thousand munny on Ebay to the fan girls...

"THANKS! NOW PLEASE UNTIE THESE ROPES!"

Suddenly a Bus dropped out of no-wherelanding on the ropes with the edge and setting them free.

"Hmm...that was random...Not possible though-

"GET ON ALREADY VEXEN!" yelled everyone.

"GEAR IT DIZ!"

The Bus went a thousand times the speed of light. They had almost escape until they found a fan beastie on the bus...

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Selphie: Here comes the aeroplane.

Sephiroth: THERE IS NO WAY AM I PUTTING THAT ALIEN GOOP INTO MY MOUTH-

Selphie: -shoves into Seph's mouth-

Sephiroth: Vomits

Selphie: Who's next?

Me: SHUT UP YOUS TWO-

Selphie: -Shoves into mouth-

Me: -vomits- THE END! -Vomits again-