Disclaimer: I don't own Code Lyoko or South Park. I do own the cuddle monster.
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! Everybody! I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaack from North Carolina! 21 days I was there but I can finally update my stories. Watch out cuz this story's gonna end soon! Will I make a sequel? I don't know. LALALADEE DA DOO DNGFIRSUTSHGUYR! RANDOMNEEEEEEEEESS! WEEEEEEE!
Cuddle monster: Hi there, I hope you're having fabulous day!
Me: uh, are you okay? You are acting weird. I think my super pee affected you.
Cuddle monster: of course I'm okay, silly. I'm just so happy cuz I'm gonnausethisbazookatoblastyou tohell.
Me: WHAT?
Cuddle m: oh, nothing nothing. Just daydreaming.
Me: Anyway, TIME FOR STOREE!
Code South Park
Ch.10: Can it be?
"You know Odd, this shoe doesn't taste that bad if you mix it with the hot dogs" said Aelita. Unfortunately the craziness from before wasn't true like it said. So Aelita didn't say that.
"Yumi, are you alright?" said a worried Jeremie. "Please tell me exactly what you're seeing!"
"W-well, i-it's data that s-shows South Park." Replied Yumi.
"Wow. Actually that's no surprise cuz the digital sea is full of different types of data" said Jeremie.
Yumi kept on staring, and now Aelita and Odd went and looked at the "data".
"Oh my God! Jeremie, it isn't just data it's- it's a video of what happened 2 days ago!" said Aelita.
(now this is the confusing part.)
Jeremie looked a little confused. "Huh? Wait, what did happen 2 days ago?"
Yumi and Aelita looked at each other. Odd thought to himself 'Einstein's lost it' then, he said to Jeremie. "Uh, Heelloooo. A whole bunch of XANA's monsters and the cuddle monster appeared and Ulrich d-died."
"Uh… w-what are you talking about?"
Yumi spoke up. "Jeremie! You were right there!"
"How can that be! I- I just saw Ulrich yesterday!"
Before Yumi could say something else, Aelita gasped and said, "Wait! Y-you're both wrong."
"Why is that Aelita" asked Yumi.
"Well, because,… u-Ulrich is right here… on Lyoko… in the … digital sea.
Gasps were heard in every freakin corner of the factory, and nobody else is there… except the South Park kids! (Double DUN DUN DUUUN!)
The kids "magically" entered the factory and were getting pissed at Cartman. Here's why.
"Weeeeeeeeeeeeell, Kyle's mom's a bitch she's a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. She's a mean old bitch, that girl's a bitch, she a bitch to all the boys and girls!"
"CAAARTMAN! STOP CALLING MY MOM A BITCH YOU FUCKIN FATASS!" screamed Kyle.
Stan suddenly wondered. "hey, Cartman, didn't you have that V-chip thing on?"
As Cartman began to answer, time suddenly stopped. A little black gas was hovering above Stan, Kyle, and Cartman. (Kenny had died once again cuz he got run over by 100 horses. May he R.I.P. in Cartman's fat ass.)
"Mhmm. So my plan is working. Now, I can get rid of them for good. And that dumb plushie better not try to stop me."
Out of nowhere a piece of poop flew through the air. "Hooooooowwwdy hooooooooo! It's Me! Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo!
The gas didn't care and flew away. Mr. hanky got sad.
"Nobody wants to be around me. Oh, I'm so lonely, mr. lonely, I have nobody, on my own!"
Well, enough of that crap, let's get back to Lyoko, shall we. YAY! I GO THROUGH LONG TUNNEL WITH CHEESE MAN!
Jeremie was surprised but there was nothing about Ulrich on his screens. But, something else did. "weird"
"What's wrong Jeremie?" asked Aelita.
"I-I can't believe it! I-it's South Park… but it's in Lyoko! That's not all, but a slice of lettuce appeared on my lap and it keeps saying things like hug me and kill xana. AAAAAAGH! IT'S HUGGING ME! WAAAAH! Ever since Barney hugged me on my 3rd birthday, I've been scared of hugs from non-human things. (Wow)
And now it's time for all of you to die! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
DFGDTINJHBFRYEFGRTSYGGTRDMGOIERSKRHTGREIUTGRHNGVIUFR REALLY BIG WEINER DOG!
uHHHHHHHHHHH………… ANYway, back to story!
"But Jeremie, how is that possible?" asked Aelita.
"I don't know but I think XANA created it and you can go in. Maybe, Ulrich is in there. Didn't you see his body in the sea? Maybe, that's a sign from XANA saying that Ulrich is alive but we have to go get him."
"Fine then, I'm going!" said Yumi. "I will get him back!"
"And I'll go with you." Said Odd. "I'll help!
Jeremie for once didn't know what to say or do, and had no idea if he could help in any way. Aelita seemed worried.
"Look, I'm coming too, but I don't have a good feeling about this" said Aelita.
"Alright then guys, I'm calling this Mission LP! An-… (no lights, no camera, and definetly no ACTION!)
"J-Jeremie? Are you there?" asked Aelita. Then, a small, squeaky voice was heard.
"mwahahaha. …………… MWAHAHAHA! YAAAAHAAA! NOW IT'S MY TURN! Or should I say, YOUR TURN FOR THE WORST! MWEEHEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Hahahahahahaha heeeeeeeeeeeheheheheeee hoohohohohohooooooo! HAHEHOMWE HAE MWOOHA! HAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEHEHEEHEHEE!
DUN DUN …………… (hello?) … DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! (Geez I've used that phrase a lot.)
End of this chappie. One more to go, wow! It's gonna finally come to an end huh. This chap. I didn't put much funny but in the next and final one there will be A LOT OF FUNNY! BELIEVE IT!
Cuddle M: Hi.
Me: Stop interrupting the story!
Cuddle M: Uh… the story is over, and you forgot about my birthday! I was happy and now sad.
Me: WHAT? I can't believe this isn't butter! The story's over? (Turns around and looks at crowd) hehe… hi there uh… Oh snap i-it's your birthday? (looks around) Well, I did get you something!
Cuddle: REALLY! What is it?
Me: ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
Cuddle M: B-BUT. That's it! EAT BAZOOKA! (BOOM BOOM!)
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! WATCH FOR (AAA) THE NEXT CHAPPIE! BYE! NOOOO!
………………………………………………… beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep. Bye!
