Me: Welcome to the last chapter of this story...or is it?
Kairi: Stop confusing the readers
Roxas???ouy era erehw?eniman
Kairi: YOU TOO!
Riku: I hate you...I HATE YOU SO MUCH! thanks to you we're now living in the Sahara desert eating cactus and drinking cactus water!
Xemnas: GIVE A KISH SAIX!
Saix: (SHRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKS LIKE A LITTLE GIRL)
Selphie: Oh...my head...what happene- (Gets whacked out cold again)
Sephiroth: Quick grab the pole and some rope!
Namine: Make sure you tie it tightly this time
10 minutes later...
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Marluxia: I feel so prettty- SELPHIE! DON'T WORRY MY DEAR! I'LL SAVE YOU! (Cuts rope and other equipment chaining Selphie down)
Everyone: O.O"
Me: Did I saw what I thinks I justs saws?
Laexaus: AHHHHH! IT'S ZE END OF ZE VORLD!
Axel: FIND A HAPPY PLACE!FIND A HAPPY PLACE!FIND A HAPPY PLACE!FIND A HAPPY PLACE!FIND A HAPPY PLACE!FIND A HAPPY PLACE!
Saix: (Hides inside Cardboard Box that appears out of nowhere)
Sephiroth: Get me some asprin and a frying pan
Me: Why ya need those?
Sephiroth: (Grabs Items and knocks himself outcold)
Xemnas: JUST ONE KISHY!
Saix: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKK!(Runs in cardboard box)
Selphie: Where's that stash? (Puts on evil glare)
Ansem: JOIN THE DARKSIDE Auron! IT IS YOUR DESTINY! TOGHETHER WE SHALL RULE THIS UNIVERSE!
Auron: NEVER! I'LL NEVER JOIN YOU!
Me: Those twos got em not us!
Selphie: (Chases the two crazy people down the desert dunes)
Disclaimer: Twilightsoul does not own these characters in any ways.
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Chapter 5- The end or the new beggining of something disturbing?
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"EVERYONE HOLD ON! I'M GOING TO PRESS THIS BUTTON WHICH WILL WARP US ALL TO WHERE I DUNNO BUT ATLEAST IT DOES NOT WARP FAN BEASTIES !" yelled Diz. He pressed the button. Suddenly a hole appeared out of no-where and sucked them all up and chucked them onto a bliztball field.
Wakka rubbed the giant lump which was on the back of his head. "Man. you could atleast picked a better spot to land ya? You landed in the middle of the game ya know?"
"HEY IT'S MY ISLAND! YAY! NOW I CAN GO TO MY SECRET CAVE AND DRAW NASTY PICTURES OF KAIRI-I MEAN RIKU!" Sora said while running towards the cave like a kid who detected sugary sweets nearby as Kairi did evil eyes at him.
"Sooooo...wanna camp out tonite?" asked Riku.
"Sorry, but I'm grounded for hijacking the ship" Roxas muttered.
The rest muttered and shook their heads.
That night...
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Roxas was walking home away from the campsite, kicking cans around until suddenly he found an old magic shop so out of curiousity he decided to walk in.
Man this place is sure creepy hey! Cool! Black Magic Book! Hmm...this is written in some language...hey cool...how to ressurect the purple monstrocity!
"PEHESANOVA! PERSENTIOUSA! LIVASTAGIAS BARNIEOS!" Yelled Elmo. "What are you doing?" said a voice behind Roxas causing him to drop the book.
Roxas sighed "Oh thank goodness, it's only you ViVi" Vivi Picked up the book. "YOU DIDN'T RESSURECT Barnie DID YOU!"
"Umm...err...Maybe out of curiosity?"
Meanwhile in the cave...
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Suddenly out of no-where a purple hand popped out of no-where...
I HATE YOU! YOU HATE ME! BARNEY'S BACK AND HE"S NOT HAPPY...
To be continued...?
NEXT TIME PREVIEW!
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"Hey Superior you're finally awake!"
"Shut up and get me a bottle of asprin and some sleeping tablets"
"Ok Ok Ok! You don't need to blow a fuse..."
Man...where can I find a medication at this hour? Ahh well I- What was that? Who's THERE!
I love you...You love me...Join our happy family...look into my eyes and lose your little mind...
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Sora: Finally things are back to normal again...
Riku: Uhh...did you just hear the barney theme song?
Me: Umm yeah...EVERYONE INTO THE BOMB SHELTER!
Barney: (in barney theme song rhymth) Where are you? You can't hide? Barney's here to cut your throat...