Disclaimer: I don't own Code lyoko, South Park. PEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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And that concludes my "hi" line. Oh… uh, what was I gonna say… something about balls and marbles… oh wait, now I remember! Okay, well, I guess I couldn't stay away from this story and so, I'm gonna keep going!(cheers and applause can be heard. Whoever's reading this should cheer too.) yes, that's right, but I won't do it here. You have to watch for my sequel that will be called…- (3 hours later) uh… ahem, it will be called… well, you'll see. Before that, here's the final chapter in this one. (sniffle) wow, we've come so far… anyway, happy blasting!
Me: (backing up to a wall that appeared out of nowhere. Damn cartoons!) okay, man, put the bazooka down and let's t-talk about this.
Cuddle M: GRRRRRRRR! I AM GOING TO BLAST YOUR PATHETIC LITTLE ASS!
Me: hey, um… what if… I… put you in this chapter a lot and I buy you a present!
Cuddle M: hmm, maybe, but YOU BETTER OR ELSE IT'S BYE-BYE TO YOUR ASS! OK? OK? I SAID… hey are you listening? THAT'S IT! (just like before…) FUCK IT! SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND! (touch it, bring it… ok, I won't sing the song.)
Me: AAAAAGH! HERE'S THE STORY ENJOY! HURRY UP AND READ GODDAMN IT! MOMMYYYYYYY!
Code South Park
Ch. 11: Mission LP and quacks!
So the gang set aside their uh… craziness, and were about to jump in the sea when…
"GIANT TACO MADE OUT OF FLYING SAUCERS!" said Odd before jumping in. okay, so maybe they never left their craziness behind.
Yumi rolled her eyes. "Seriously Odd, that doesn't sound too good to eat. Now hurry up and get in."
Odd was still running around with a weird smile on his face. But then, he tripped and went tumble tumble into the sea. "GERONIMOOOOOOOOOO! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Aelita got jealous now. "HEY, I'M SUPPOSED TO JUMP IN FIRST YOU BASTARD!" Then, she jumped in and Yumi was left behind. "COME BACK HERE YOU MEANIES!" She said.
Poor Jeremie was still left in the factory with the EVIL slice of lettuce. "Hug me. Hug meeeee. HUG MEEE!"
"Noooo!" said Jeremie.
Suddenly, Yumi's voice was heard. "Hey Jeremie, are you positive this will take us to some parallel South Park?"
Jeremie stopped to think. "Uh, well, I … think."
"Oh great, we're officially screwed" said Yumi.
As they kept on falling and falling and falling and falling and screaming, and Odd crashing into Yumi and Aelita. They finally landed in someplace. As they got up a strange figure came up to them and said.
"Welcome to the Teletubbies!"
and about 4 others came and started cheering. "YAYYY!"
Aelita stared at them for a brief moment. "awww, how cute!"
The "teletubbies" gathered around them and started walking towards Aelita Odd and Yumi. "BIG HUG!" they shouted as they grabbed Yumi Odd and Aelita in a hug.
Odd started struggling like some constipated hobo. "NOOO! LET ME GO YA FAT THINGS! IT BURNS US! IT BUUUURNS UUUUUUSS!
"Oh yeah" said Yumi. "we're gonna die here."
After the hugging finished a familiar voice spoke up. "huh? Is that you, Yumi!
Yumi turned around to see… "ULRICH!" yes that's right, the mighty Ulrich stood on top of a hill with his sword in his hand and a brave smile on his face.
"I thought you wouldn't ever find me" said Ulrich. He jumped down to greet his friends and his love. (awwww)
"So you guys found Ulrich, it seems." Said a voice.
Ulrich looked up. "Is that you, Jeremie!
"Yep, slice of lettuce and everything"
suddenly, the teletubbies turned all scary-looking. "NOBODY WILL GET A HAPPY ENDING TODAY!"
"WATCH OUT!"
then, the cuddle monster came and roared a mighty roar. "SQUEEEEEEEEEEK!" Okay, so maybe it wasn't a roar, but hey, at least it knocked out the slice of lettuce Jeremie had. Then, he started to smack all the Teletubbies. But, he disappeared.
Jeremie broke down crying. "NOO! WHYYYY! LETTY, DON'T GO. PLEASE DON'T GO LETTY!"
And all the Teletubbies ran away to their mother who came out and whacked Odd on the head with a bat, making him go crazy.
Attention all readers. We will now make a pause in the story for no particular reason. Except that the author felt like it.
Odd: Hey, that's not fair! Why do I have to be the one that gets hit hard on the head and acts retarded.
Me: well, basically because you're the one who people think should be the most targeted for this kind of stuff. Besides, didn't you say that you want to make people laugh?
Odd: Okay, fine, but you owe me.
Me: Yeah yeah, just sit and watch your scene before your little trip here to Florida ends early.
Odd: Yes sir! Prick…
Me: OH THAT'S IT YA LITTLE BITCH! COME HERE!
Uh… Thank you for waiting. The story will now continue. (HOLY SHIT!)
Odd suddenly started hopping around screaming "DING DONG DING DONG! I'M A DOORBELL!" He then, went up to Yumi and said, "HI! YOU WANNA BITE MY FOOT!" he raised his foot up to Yumi's face and she fainted. Odd kept running around until he crashed into a tree! The tree was angry and blew Odd all the way to Neverland where he met Peter Pan!
"OOOH! ARE YOU LINK?" asked Odd, mistaking Peter Pan for Link and mistaking Wendy for Zelda. Then, Tinkerbell threw him back to the gang!
And Aelita just stared and said, "COOL!"
Odd just stayed on the grass moving his arms and legs. "HEY LOOK GUYS! I'M MAKING SNOW ANGELS! WEEEE!" then, he fell asleep. He dreamt about trolls singing happy birthday.
After both Odd and Yumi woke up, Tubby Land disappeared! And they all started falling again. This time they would land in South Park for sure.
And whatever happened to the South Park kids? Well, they explored the factory and somehow got to the computer room. Jeremie wasn't there since he went to join his friends in the falling. Kenny went down to the scanner room and got in one of the scanners. But his scanner exploded! Thus killing him.
"Oh my God! They killed Kenny!"
"You Bastards!"
Then, the entire factory exploded and the kids magically went back in time! All the way back to when they were sleeping the night before.
XANA had witnessed everything from his private viewing uh… place. "HUH? DAMN IT! No matter, just a minor set back. The problem is that due to the factory exploding in the fake world, everything will go back in time, and the teens will be back at Kadic. But still, my plan will not be stopped! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
As the gang kept falling, a familiar white light was in front of them.
Jeremie gasped. "that's the return to the past!"
Odd stared at it and said, "OOOOH! A GIANT POTATO FOR ME! YAAYYYYYY!" then the white potat- er, I mean light engulfed them.
It was now dark. They were all back at Kadic in a dorm room. Odd is laying down, looking at the bed next to him and laughing. In that bed laid Ulrich with Yumi too. Just like before. That means, that they are screwed again when morning comes.
DUUUUN DUUUN DIN DEN DUUUUUN!
STORY OFFICIALLY OVER!
clap clap clap And there you have it folks! That's the end to Code South Park! But don't worry you can always look for the sequel that will be called Lyoko park! Coming soon to fanfiction!
Me: wow, it's actually over…
Cuddle M: HEY, WHAT THE HELL EVER HAPPENED TO ME!
Me: Idon't know and frankly, I don't care!
Cuddle M: sniff WAAAAAAAAH!
Me: Well, goodbye everyone and I'll see ya some other time!
Cartman: Screw you guys, I'm going home.
FIN
