Digigirl0093: Naraku is here! Fan girls of Naraku; please don't kill me for Naraku is girlyish in this chapter. And if you didn't know, I'm a fan girl too.
The chair was empty.
Uh…where's Naraku?
"Cowering in the corner over there." Kagome said, pointing to Naraku. "He watched the movie Aliens last night."
Well get him in the chair.
"More than happy to." Kagome said, and pulled out her shotgun and aimed it at Naraku.
Naraku screamed and ran to the chair and sat in it, sucking his thumb.
Naraku…loves Inuyasha…
"Like, OH MY GOD, I do NOT! Inuyasha is, like, so ICKY!"
"HE IS NOT!" Kagome yelled from the stands, but shrank when everyone was staring at her.
Naraku… his hair is bright pink…
"Like, it is NOT!"
Just then, a can a spray paint came down attached to a metal arm. The can of spray paint sprayed Naraku's hair and his hair turned pink. The arm, and the can, went back away.
Naraku…likes butterscotch pudding…
"Like, how is that an insult?"
I don't know, I just like butterscotch pudding.
"Ok then…"
Naraku…likes the banana phone song…
"No I do not!"
Ring ring ring ring ring, banana phone…
"Oh no…"
Ding-dong ding-dong ding, banana PHHHOOONNNEEE…
"STOP SINGING!"
It's no baloney, it ain't a pony, it's my cellular fantastic banana PHONE…
"AHHHH!"
Ring ring ring ring, banana phone…
"I'M, LIKE, GUNNA DIIIIEEE!"
Ding dong ding dong ding, banana PHHHOOOONNNEEE…
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"
It's so fantastic, it's not plastic, it's my cellular fantastical banana PHHHHOOONNNEEE.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
I'm done.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH—you are?"
Yah.
"Ok, sorry."
Naraku…wet the bed 'till he was twelve…
"NUH-UH! I wet the bed 'till I was sixteen!"
Naraku…wants one of the big aliens from the movie Aliens as a pet…
"NOOOO!"
Just then, one of the big aliens from Aliens stood behind Naraku. It's acid drool go on Naraku's should. "HAHAHA! That tickles!"
Then the alien dragged Naraku away to be incased in a cocoon…
Digigirl0093: Please do not complain if I didn't do the person you asked, there are many requests out there you know.