Title: Hosptial Visit
Summary: Gai's not easily embarrassed, but this definitely calls for a blush! Drabble-ish, GaiKaka, Crack, based on a true story.
Rating: M
Author: Comma Lord Clancy
Disclaimer: Nope, don't own Gai or Kakashi. Don't even own the idea. It was based on something my friend heard at Medical Camp.
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Gai wasn't one to embarrass easily. That much was obvious by his clothes and eyebrows. But this was embarrassing, even by his standards. He groaned as he lay there with doctors surrounding him, why did Kakashi have to feel kinky today? It was true; neither of them particularly liked being Uke, but Gai was normally wrestled into submission by his Eternal Rival and Lover. I'll never live this down. He thought as the doctors pulled it out, silently snickering.
"Who knew being Seme was so dangerous?" Kakashi sniggered from the bedside, reading Icha Icha as usual. "I thought it was the Uke's arse that was supposed to hurt…" Gai glared at his lover and buried his face in the pillow, cheeks burning.
"Hatake-san?" Inquired a nervous young nurse. Kakashi nodded and she handed him the doorknob. "Here you go." He took it from her and placed it on the bedside table. Gai looked up for long enough to see the offending item that was removed from his rectum.
"Should we reattach that?" He asked weakly.
"Maybe we should get door handles. I don't think those cause such problems."