On his way to the castle to meet Princess Peach, Mario bumped into Luigi.
"Luigi, what's up bro?"
"WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN!", screamed Luigi.
"I-I w-w-as just on m-m-y way to see P-Princess P-Peach," studered Mario.
"Well, get your little self down there quick. Peach is getting restless."
Mario bolted past Luigi, up the front sairs to the castle, and opened the wooden doors.
"WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN MARIO?"
It was Peach, and she didn't seem to happy.
"I was put into the hospital after being knocked into a wall by Toad."
"Well, I hope you're happy, because something terrible just happened."
"Well, fill me in," said Mario.
" Somebody has nailed a pair of my…….underwear (Peach whispered this to Mario) to the wall."
"Bwah ha ha ha ha, oh my god, that's hillarious, aha ha ha ha ha"
Peach was blushing by now. "Y-you must f-f-ind the culprit and a-apprehend him."
"Will do, Peach no pants, ha ha ha ha ho ha!"