-1Nightcrawler ad Morph's Quickies: Magnum Opus
It was a beautiful day at the X-men Mansion, the birds were singing, the sky was blue, and for some unknown reason the grass was blue too, but that doesn't matter. It was a beautiful day as Morph wandered the X-mansion premises. As Morph walked passed Nightcrawler's Secret Invention Making Place Where Cool Inventions Are Made (the NSIMPWCIAM as it says on the door), he heard a rustling coming from inside. Morph gave the secret knock and when Nightcrawler didn't answer, he opened the door and walked in.
"What're you up to?" Morph asked stepping over thing-ama-bobbers and whats-a-mo-whosits. He kicked a head-answering machine and jumped out of the way of a wall-mover. He ducked under a bouncy thing as it hopped along.
"Huh? Oh hi Morph. I'm looking for the rest of my hi tech edible diving suit. I found part of it being used as a door stop and decided I should try it out…I know. We could go hunt that rare jelly fish we saw in the paper." Nightcrawler said standing up.
"I got a better idea. We could go hunt that rare jellyfish we saw in the paper." morph said.
"Great idea. What would we do with it?" Nightcrawler asked.
"We're gonna eat it. But where does the rare jellyfish live?" Morph pondered
"In the water?" Nightcrawler offered.
"I think the article said they lived in the Native-American Ocean. Let's go." The two left then and there. Nightcrawler took the article with him. Swimming through the water, he read the article.
"It says here there is only one rare jellyfish left and it lives in this vicinity." Nightcrawler said.
"I think I see it." Morph hushed Nightcrawler. "It's tiny" As they got closer the rare jellyfish got bigger. Morph turned into a spear and charged. One of the eight tentacles grabbed Morph and squeezed. He changed back to normal and his head popped off. It grabbed at Nightcrawler, but he popped to tops off his carbonated soda drink rocket pack and fizzed away from the giant jellyfish. Morph punched it's head with little effect.
"It says here that the rare jellyfish's only defense is to scare its enemies with little bright yellow fans that come out of it's head." Nightcrawler said waving the article.
"Oh that's good." Morph said relieved. After smashing, squeezing, biting, and inking Morph, the rare jellyfish got bored and went away.
"Wait. It says here that the rare jellyfish is only 6 inches in diameter." Nightcrawler said.
"You know what this means?" Morph asked shaking Nightcrawler.
"We shrunk! Oh no! I knew I couldn't get this diving suit wet." Nightcrawler swam in frantic circles.
"No. We've been after the wrong thing. That's the rare jellyfish." Morph pointed to a small white creature that frilled up little yellow fans when it saw them. "That couldn't feed the two of us!" Morph cried.
"But maybe we could keep it as a pet." Nightcrawler offered.
"No. That wouldn't do." Morph scratched his head thinking. "I got it. We could keep it as a pet!"
"That's a great idea, Morph! Wait…Didn't I just say that?" Nightcrawler was confused.
"No you said we could give it a corvette." Morph corrected.
"Now that would be stupid. Why did I say that? You always have the greatest ideas. I wish I could think of things like that." Nightcrawler was envious.
"We could make a habitat just like this. Using the wall-mover invention, I'm sure we could make room for a tank." Morph began. While they were making suggestions about what they would do for the jellyfish, the giant squid came back by and ate it. The two stared, mouths gaped open. "Aw well" Morph shrugged. "Lets go eat that diving suit." And with that they swam away.