Canadian Tom-boy: Sorry I haven't updated. I needed a break so I could think some more. Like my new pen name? Anyways, today the voice will make fun of….-drum roll-…Kohaku! YAY!

Kohaku sat on the chair to be made fun of. Even though we back at the center told him that he had won a barrel of candy and plush. We were surprised he even knew what candy was. (–glares at Kagome-)

Kohaku…he is only eleven years old…

"Yah, I AM only eleven years old. Now where's my candy?"

Kohaku…he loves his sister…

"I have a sister?" (He still doesn't remember anything. XD)

Kohaku…he loves Kanna…(I always imagined them as a couple)

"Kanna is just a partner of mine…I think."

Suuuurrre she is…I feel like naming you…how does Kimmy sound?

"I hate it."

Your name is now Kimmy…AWSNER ME KIMMY!

"Here."

Gooodd…Kohaku…his father is Shippo…

"WHAT? FIRST YOU ACUSE ME OF EATING DIRT, AND NOW YOU SAY HE'S MY SON?" Shippo was hopping up and down on his chair. Inuyasha hit Shippo in the head to shut him up.

Anyways…Kohaku…he watches Barnie…

"Who's Barnie?"

Kohaku…he likes chocolate…

"WHO, is BARNIE?"

Kohaku…he thinks I'm his mommy…

"WHO'S BARNIE?"

Now you know…Kohaku…

"WHO'S BARNIE?" Kohaku was screaming at the top of his lungs.

A/N: Yay! I have my touch back! I hope you readers didn't give up on me!