DISCLAIMER: I do not, repeat, do not own Inuyasha or any of the characters. They belong to Rumiko Takahashi. The story line is not solely mine either. It belongs to the writers of My Sassy Girl.
Actually She's My Fiancée.
Inuyasha stumbled into the hotel and wrinkled his nose at it. It wasn't really the nicest place. It was kind of cramped actually and he had one hell of a time adjusting the sleeping girl on his back. She was sliding off of him and he was trying but failing miserably to hoist her up higher. He staggered down the hall looking anywhere for a check in desk.
"Hey, is this place open! Hey I need a room!" He growled when no one responded and he returned his attention to holding the girl up. She was a dead weight, completely unconscious and uncooperative. "Man I hate drunk girls." He scowled just as the hotel clerk walked up.
"My god, what did you do to her! Get out you heathen! We don't support that kind of thing here! It simply will not be tolerated!" Inuyasha looked at the man a little confused.
"Wait, wait no. Just hang on a second she's my," the clerk glared at him. He had his grey hair pulled back in a traditional style bun. He stroked the beard that was no more than a tuft on the end of his chin. His odd mustache twitching as he waited for a response. Inuyasha growled lightly he hadn't though past her being something of his.
"You're what?" The old man pressed. "Dirty whore? Unsuspecting victim? Don't think I don't know what you demons do to their women! Look at her she's passed right out; you got her drunk, for shame!" Inuyasha growled.
"Actually she's my fiancée. " He barked out as the man continued to rant and rave.
"Oh? Is that so? Well, in that case we have a suite open right now it's a very decent price only a couple thousand en."
"Whatever, where is it?"
"The fourth floor." Inuyasha almost fell over. He looked at the stairs. They looked back at him wit ha smug and ominous gleam to their polish. They were daunting him.
"Is that all you have?" The old man looked offended.
"Yes it is now if you don't take it I'll give it to someone else and you'll be out of luck buddy." The girl on Inuyasha's back moaned and burped in her sleep. He sighed and started up the stairs growling and muttering.
"I really hate drunk girls, how did I get stuck doing this anyway?"
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After finally staggering up the stairs and into the girl he set the girl down on the bed and was about to walk out when the clerk stopped him at the door.
"You forgot to sign in." He said holding out the clipboard." Inuyasha chuckled and sighed in defeat.
"I was just about to do that Mr.?"
"O, you can call me Grandpa! Sign here, here and here. And the money please. Thank you. Have a good night." He bowed and left the room. Inuyasha sighed and leaned up against the wall looking over at the sleeping girl. She actually looked kind of precious laying there. The room was silent and he figured he might as well get comfortable. His mother was going to be furious when he finally got home but there was no way he could get away without the hotel clerk spotting him and knowing that he lied. Damn his pride. If he wasn't so worried about his reputation all the time he would not be stuck in this room right now. He'd be at home. Sleeping then waking up and going to school like any other student. Stupid pride, no wait, stupid girl.
"She even has me blaming myself for this mess. How annoying." The girl hiccupped slightly and rolled onto her side and Inuyasha ran to her side to check if she was okay. He pushed the hair away form her face finding it to be feather soft. Her hand flew into his face and he fell back from shock holding his throbbing nose. "Wench!" He growled and stood up crossing the room to the bathroom. He looked himself in the mirror and shook his head. "Damn I look like shit. I'll have to take a shower before I leave here." He walked back out and noticed the girl stirring.
"My head." She groaned groggily.
"Hang on a second, don't move too quickly you'll probably only make it worse. Just lie back down. I'll be right back." He waited for her reply but she had already fallen back asleep. Inuyasha quickly walked across the room to the door and headed to the clerks desk. "Hey do you have any aspirin?" The clerk nodded and grabbed the pills.
"She okay?"
"She'll be fine, I told her to slow down but she's quite stubborn." Inuyasha said nonchalantly and the clerk nodded his head in understanding. He headed straight for the bathroom after entering the room and filled one of the complimentary glasses. The girl was asleep but he shook her shoulder and got her to drink the water before she dozed off again without saying a word. He sighed a little and knelt beside the bed watching her sleep. Before long he himself dozed off.
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He slept straight through till the morning but the girl wasn't awake yet. He looked at his watch and sighed. He was already late for class. Might as well not go. Who knew how long this girl would be sleeping for? He stood up stretching his cramped legs and went into the bathroom to take a shower. He undressed quickly and turned on the showerhead stepping in before the water got hot and yelped as the cold pelted his skin. He was almost through rinsing his hair when he heard an odd ringing noise coming from the room.
"My cell! Shit it's probably one of my friends!" He groped around blindly in the washroom for the towel before opening his eyes letting the water roll into them blurring his vision for a second. "No towel? Shouldn't there be one in here? It's a suite for God's sake." The ringing kept going and he sighed. "Well she is asleep." Slowly he stuck his soaking head out of the bathroom to make sure she was indeed asleep. Grabbing the only thing on the table which happened to be a plate he spotted a towel on the chair near the bed. "Yes!" He grinned as he walked stealthily to the towel one hand holding the plate over his crotch just in case. The girl stirred and he froze the ringing persisted. "These people don't give up do they?" The raven-haired wonder settled down once more and he walked to the chair lifting the towel to find it was only a hand towel. Barely big enough to cover anything. Growling he dug around in his bag to find his cell phone. It wasn't ringing.
The girl moaned a little and started to rub her eyes and he noticed the cell phone lying on the bed next to her he quickly grabbed it. Flipping it open the ringing stopped and he sighed into the mouthpiece.
"Kagome?" A loud female voice blared into his ear. "Where are you?" Inuyasha looked at the girl. Kagome huh, I would have guess wench. "Hello. Kagome? It's me Sango, what are you doing answer me."
"Kagome is sleeping." Inuyasha whispered into the phone calmly.
"What!" the girl yelled into the phone. "Who is this? How dare you answer her phone? Kagome! Kagome are you all right?"
"Shh, listen I found her drunk last night,"
"You what! O my god, are you some kin of sick pervert? Where are you?" The girl's voice was escalating in volume and the newly named Kagome was scrunching up her face.
"Quiet, please I took her to a hotel to,"
"O my god, you are an old pervert! I'll save you Kagome! I knew you wouldn't miss class without telling me!"
"Wait a second!" He bellowed into the phone quickly swallowing and covering his mouth as the girl opened her eyes and sat up blinking bleary eyed at him. She screamed and he dropped the phone as well as the plate. He threw his hands down to hide himself and then turned and ran back to the bathroom.
"Kagome? Are you okay?" The girl, Sango, was screaming through the phone. The clerk knocked on the door and Kagome screamed again.
"Pervert! O my god! What did you do to me?" Keys rustled in the door and it swung open the clerk rushed over to Kagome's side.
"What is going on?" Sango yelled through the phone.
"Are you okay, dear? Your fiancée brought you here last night you were very drunk and,"
"My what?" She scrambled off the bed hanging up on her friend and dialing 911. She pulled the shirt she had on down to cover up her exposed belly and spat out the information she knew and then interrogated the clerk for what she didn't. The cops were there in a few minutes and Inuyasha was now sitting in a squad car glaring out as the scenery whizzed past him.
"Man I hate drunk girls." He muttered as the cop berated him for his disgusting behaviour.
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