Canadian Tom-boy: As you all know, I'm back and better than ever. I'm sorry to say no member of the Seven Man Group will be made fun of, since I'm not clearly knowledgeable on them. I haven't watched an Inuyasha episode in months. Sorry. Anyways, today we shall make fun of JAKEN! YAY!
Jaken sat on the chair to be made fun of. He was pouting because I took his staff of two heads away.
Jaken…he is gay…"I am not!" (The reason why I made this question is because the episode where he tells us how he met and became a follower of Lord Sesshoumaru, it made him look gay. I couldn't resist.)
Jaken…he loves his master Mc Fluffykins…
"I do! Er, just not in the way you mean it…I think."
Jaken…he is a butterfly who likes to eat cheese…"WHAT? I am NOT one of those winged bugs and I do NOT eat human food!"
Jaken…he is Jessica Simpson's number one fan…"I am not!" Jaken had shifty eyes as he hid his Jessica Simpson CD in his pants.
Jaken…he has picture of Jessica Simpson naked in bed…"If I had my staff I would toast you right now."
Jaken…his head is about to get eaten by a cat…"What the…?" Jaken looked behind him, and there was Karan (fire panther demon). She was tapping her foot. "GIVE ME BACK MY JESSICA SIMPSON CDS!"
Jaken screamed like a little girl. "NO! NEVER!" He ran for his life, with Karan chasing him.
Now you know…Jaken…A/N: Sorry if you think I'm loosing my touch. I think I have my touch BACK. My jokes start to wear thin after SEVENTEEN CHAPTERS. But I'm doing this for all of you guys out there, so be respectful!