Canadian Tom-boy: I'm baaaaccckkk:D I've laid off for a year, and I'm back and fresh. Hope you loyal readers didn't give up hope on me, so I'm dedicating this chapter to all of yeahs! 8) IT'S TIME FOR RIN!
Disclaimer: I do not own ANYBODY in this fanfiction, except thyself. I wish I owned Naraku, though. -.-
Know your stars…Rin was sitting in THE CHAIR! DUH-DUH-DUUUUNNN! Ahem…she was sitting in the chair, wearing an Energizer Rabbit costume (The pink bunny with the sunglasses and drum from the Energizer batteries -).
Rin…she owns a ho ranch…
Rin hit the drum with the…drumstick? "I like strings!" (:D)
O.o Umm…Rin…likes strings…
"Haha! You shave your arm-hair!" Rin laughed.
Erm…Rin…likes to eat dir-
Shippo stood up on his chair, holding a blow torch. "FINISH YOUR SENTENCE! I DARE YOU!"
…Scratch the last one. sighs Rin…likes to stitch people's eyes shut…
"Dogs are furry!" (:D)
Rin…the only reason she follows Fluffy McFlufferkins is because she thinks he's a pickle…
"I ate the red crayon!" ()
…Rin…her real name is Ralph Wiggum…
"Jaken's a horse!"
Oh really?…what else do you have on Jaken?"Jaken shaves his legs!"
takes notes
"You know the taste of orange juice after you've brushed you teeth? He likes that!"
How disgusting! Anything else? "Double-headed flying pigs!" What about them? "Pickles!" …okay, she's obviously done here…SERCURITY! Two security guards that looked strangely like Pokémon dragged Rin away. "DON'T EAT THE YELLOW SNOW!" …I don't get paid enough to do this…A/N: Like it? Like always, they're a bit short. But I like it that way so I don't use up all my jokes on one chapter. R&R!