DISCLAIMER: I do not, repeat, do not own Inuyasha or any of the characters. They belong to Rumiko Takahashi. The story line is not solely mine either. It belongs to the writers of My Sassy Girl.

I'm sorry but you have reached a number that is no longer in service.

Inuyasha opened his eyes and blinked off the sleep as he looked around the room. He sighed once he remembered where he was and why. Standing up form the crumpled position he had been on the floor he stretched and yawned looking at his watch. It was still pretty early, early enough for his mom not to be awake and for him to get to school. Today was already looking up. Now all he had to do was get past the sleeping dragon without waking her up. Scratching his tummy lightly he moved to the bathroom relieved himself and walked back out with a more refreshed look at the day. Wanting to check on his charge he dared a glance over at the bed. She was gone. The girl had left. Rage boiled in Inuyasha's blood.

"She left me here? Without even a thank you?" He barked out at the top of his lungs before angrily grabbing his stuff and storming out of the hotel. He stomped onto the train heading to his house and brooded about how much of an evil witch the girl was. After getting of at the stop nearest his house he marched right through the front gate not even bothering to listen to see if his mother was up. She wasn't. Slammed it shut and stormed into his house straight into his room stuffing his school things in his bag.

By this time his anger had subsided. He stepped into his shower and cleaned himself up, dressed and grabbed his bag so he could walk to school. Life wasn't so bad. And since he blocked that girl's number, he'd be free of her forever. It sure as well wasn't like he was going to call her. As the school doors appeared before him he was feeling pretty good about himself.

"Inu! You ass where have you been?" He heard someone shouting from the gate. He chuckled knowing it was Miroku and ran up to him punching him in the arm.

"Girl trouble." Inuyasha said flatly. Miroku's face lit up like a Christmas tree. Annoyance flooded Inuyasha and he punched his friend again. "Don't get any ideas, nothing happened it was complicated. But hey have I got a story for you, and Bankoutsu. Where is he anyway?" Miroku laughed.

"Already in class where do you think? We should be too though we're almost late. You can fill me in once we get there." And with that the two boys went to class. Inuyasha hardly paying attention exaggerating the details of his stay in jail to his buddies. They were all impressed but mostly kept asking him why he didn't nail the drunk chick. Inuyasha growled and said it was disgusting to even think about things like that.

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And so Inuyasha's life had been normal once again. He continued on like this for the rest of the week and when the weekend had come his friends and him were definitely ready to party. They had planned their entire day around it. They'd first go for lunch at their favourite restaurant and have a few drinks there, then they'd go out bar hopping until one of them passed out. It was perfect.

The day of celebration came with one of the most beautiful days they had had all year. Inuyasha grinned. He walked lazily into his kitchen where his mom was shopping vegetables for stew.

"Morning mom!" He shouted cheerfully and she turned and glared at him.

"I told your Aunt you would meet her today at one o'clock. Don't be late and don't ditch her this time. There will be hell to pay if you don't show up." Inuyasha whined.

"I already have plans mom and besides I don't want to meet any girls." Inuyasha's mother raised her knife threateningly.

"You are meeting her at one o'clock." Inuyasha nodded his head.

"Okay, okay god, do we have any ramen?" His mother glared at him and threatened to the throw the knife once more.

"You will eat what I cooked you and then you will go and meet your Aunt, do you hear me?" Inuyasha nodded and sulkily walked over to the stove scooping some breakfast into a bowl and eating it.

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Inuyasha left his house at noon promising to go and meet his Aunt at one and walked to where his friends were waiting for him. As if he would go and meet his Aunt. He really didn't want to meet this chick, and besides she just lost her son, who Inuyasha happened to hate. It would be really awkward to go and talk to her. Deaths in the family were never fun to deal with but he really didn't want to have to deal with this one. Inuyasha even had trouble remembering his cousin's name. Hobo? Homo? Well it was something like that. Inuyasha stepped into the restaurant looking for his friends.

"Hey buddy! Over here! Inuyasha!" Miroku called him over as he waved his hands wildly around in the air. He was sitting with Bankoutsu and some other guys that Inuyasha wasn't really well acquainted with. He ran over and the waitress showed up ready t o take their orders. Everyone got a couple drinks and Inuyasha had an order of ramen as well.

The boys dissolved into chatter about which chick was the hottest and who they'd like to sleep with. They were all laughing and having a good time. That's when Inuyasha noticed her. Walking right past the window was the most gorgeous girl he had ever laid eyes on. She was wearing a tight one piece red dress, the skirt falling only to her knees. She walked with an air of confidence that really just turned him on. A goofy smile came over his face as he stood up.

"I have to go guys, there's a girl outside and she's just my type!" His friends all stared at him before grinning.

"All right, Inuyasha has great taste, can I come with?" Miroku shouted and Inuyasha glared at him.

"To put it nicely, no, but she's getting away see you in a few!" He ran out of the shop searching the crowd for his lady in red. There she was. Beautiful, he started to follow after her but she just kept getting ahead of him. People would constantly stream in front of him. "Man, when I see a girl that is my type I just have to talk to her. I'll catch you!" He swore to himself as he continued on with the chase.

It felt like he was tailing her for at least ten minutes when in truth it had only been about two. Both way Inuyasha was starting to get impatient and then suddenly the street she needed to cross had the 'don't walk' sign flashing. He grinned; his chance to catch up had finally come! He ran up to her touching her on the shoulder.

"Hey baby, I was just wondering if," he started but the girl turned around and he paled dropping his hand form her shoulder.

"Excuse me? You want to die?" She spat at him and Inuyasha turned and bolted. No god, why? Not her! Anyone but her, he was running on all cylinders and he came crashing into the restaurant totally unaware if she had even been following him. His friends all looked at him with raised eyebrows.

"What was she a drag queen?" Bankoutsu joked and Inuyasha shook his head. Horror drawn across his features.

"Worse, it was the drunk girl!" They all started laughing immediately and Inuyasha spotted her red dress walking up the street he panicked and turned away form the window his back facing it. "Please don't see me, please don't see me!" he chanted when his cell phone rang. He jumped a little the sudden noise before answering it. Probably his mother to yell at him about ditching on his aunt again. "Hello?" He answered sharply.

"Hey baby, I was just wondering if," Inuyasha's face paled again, how did she get through to him? He blocked her number! But through some quick thinking he said in his best imitation of English ever.

"You have reached a number that is no longer in service. If you need the directory please call 411." Inuyasha heard the distinctive dead air of a disconnected call. He pat himself on the back as he hung up his own cell phone turning around to tell his friends what he had just done. However they weren't paying attention to him. Every last one of them had their backs turned to stare out the window of the restaurant. He moved his gaze to see what was so interested and immediately shot out of his seat. There was Kagome with her face pressed up against the glass a look of pure hatred searing into him. He backed away slowly.

"Is that the drunk girl, Inu?" Miroku said without tearing his eyes away from her form. He nodded appreciatively as she pulled away form the glass and turned so she could walk into the restaurant. Inuyasha didn't answer. He was looking for a way out. Any way out. The look on her face told him he was in trouble. But he was backed into a corner with no way out! Panic filled him, adrenaline rushing through his veins as she burst into the restaurant and stormed over to him grabbing his ear and pulling him out.

"You idiot! What were you doing? Following me, looking at me? Think I'm hot huh? You want to die?" her face was right in his and he tried to look anywhere but at her. It was only pissing her off more. "Look at me you bastard, you had no problem before!" Inuyasha pushed hr away form him.

"How did you get through to my cell?" He barked and she glared at him.

"Why shouldn't I be able to I have your number!" Her voice was rising again and Inuyasha decided that maybe he should shut up. "Did you block me?" He looked away.

"What of it, wench?" He barked at her finally getting too annoyed to try and ignore her.

"You want to die?" She yelled above him. "It's Kagome, show some respect! Besides, I called you from my house number before. You didn't block my cell phone." She smiled as he glared at her and looked to the sky. Why god? Why?

"Don't you have somewhere to be?" he asked still irritated. She was about to yell again when she stepped back from him.

"Yeah, I do actually. Bye." She turned and left immediately and Inuyasha walked back to the restaurant where his friends sat stunned by what had happened. He sat down and ordered a double of something ready to forget her. Miroku patted him on the back.

"At least you pissed her off enough not to see her anymore." He smiled lightly before turning to his own drink and talking about this chick, Sango, he had met a little while ago. Inuyasha was too pissed off to join in the conversation, or even recognize the name Miroku had been throwing around. He growled sucking back his drink, calling for another one and staring off into space. His entire day had been ruined.

"I hate drunk girls, really hate them." He muttered as his face reddened from the liquor. As big a hypocrite as it made him he didn't care, he was getting slammed tonight.

Author's Notes: All right, this wasn't really longer…. I guess I lied but hey at least it wasn't like you had to wait a week.

REVIEWS:

MBC: You're right I did! And I hope you do enjoy it. I doubt I can do the movie justice. But I love it so much and the story line is too hilarious not to share Inuyasha style. Too bad he has to be so out of character to play the part. But like I said I'm going to take a few liberties and change stuff up at least a bit. Thanks for the review.

Jossledjade: Thanks for the review! I can't tell you why Kagome is acting the way she does because you have to discover her just as Inuyasha does. I'm keeping this strictly a one point of view story :P

haunting hanyou: Thanks for the review and there's no more repeated scenes like that but as I am following someone else's storyline I had to include it. At any rate thanks for the review.