Canadian Tom-Boy: It's the time you loyal fan have been waiting for! The final chapter of Know Your Stars! It's sad I have to halt at nineteen short chapters, but I have so much going on and I've run out of jokes I have to end it!
Know your stars…"Com'on! We gotta find the voice!" Koga growled as he knocked down a wall.
Know your stars…"For once, I agree with you! Kill it before we go INSANE!" Inuyasha roared.
Know your stars…Everyone who had been made fun of had hit the final straw. Kikyo with her bow and quiver, Kagome with her shot gun, Miroku with his wind tunnel, Sango with her boomerang…we all get the point. The final dot is that they were all out to kill the voice. Except Naraku. He got eaten by that Alien that dragged him away from chapter eight. Finally.
Shippo…likes to eat dirt…"YOU KNOW WHAT? YOUR MAMA ATE DIRT!"
Another wall was knocked down by Koga.
Kirara…her name is really Loki…"Like, RAWR." Kirara ripped apart one of the stands with Sango on her back, looking for the voice.
Hachi…has a shrine of Michael Jackson in his closet…"YOU-have-a-sick-MIND!" Hachi shouted from the stands before Kirara knocked it down.
Inuyasha…has fleas…"The only flea I have is that annoying Myoga!" Inuyasha growled like the dog he was, before he fell to his knees, scratching himself.
Sango…uses de-odorant on her hair…Sango's face flushed madly. "I do NOT!" Evidence begs to differ. Kirara thought, rolling her eyes.
Fluffy McFlufferkins…"THAT'S ME!" Sesshoumaru said, hanging from the ceiling with a sign that said 'I Hate You Mom 'Cause You're Dead But Hi!'.
Kagome…she abuses her shotgun when she's alone…"IT'S TRUE!" The shotgun screeched before Kagome hit it against the tiled floor and firing it at the floor, blowing a big hole in the floor, and I like saying the word floor.
Naraku…is having fun in the stomach of an Alien…The Alien that ate Naraku was sitting in his apartment, watching the show and clapping his hands like a little boy that was given a bazooka for his birthday.
Koga…wears fake fur…"Hey, it's not like I'd kill my own comrades to get wolf fur, right?" Koga asked when everyone stared at him.
Miroku…is the top-subscriber to the magazine Play-Monk…Which earned him three teeth knocked out and a concussion from Sango.
Ayame…wears real fur…Koga dropped the piece of debris he was about to smash a wall with, eyes swelling with tears. "HOW COULD YOU?" He sobbed, running away. Ayame ran after him. "Koga! Wait! He was really, REALLY sick and I didn't want his fur to go to waste!"
Kagura…wants to get in Sesshoumaru's pants…Kagura froze where she was, looking up at Sesshoumaru. He blinked. "What? I'm Fluffy McFlufferkins; not Sesshoumaru."
Kanna…is currently in solitary confinement…Everyone cheered.
Kikyo…is never going to find me…Kikyo glared all around her, shooting her arrows quite randomly.
Kohaku…has 'fun' with his sister at home…"ABUSSSSE!" Kohaku screamed, running away for the fact he was obviously an insane zombie-boy.
Jaken…has added The Pussy Cat Dolls to his CD collection…Jaken was in the corner, clutching his CD case. "MINE. My precious…"
Rin…loves to sing to THIS song…Rin blinked as music began playing. It was Hate Me by Blue October. She instantly began crying, flopping onto her bottom, but nonetheless, she was singing to it and crying at the same time.
Now you know…"Found it!" Kagura exclaimed, busting down a small box. Inside, was…Myoga. With a mini microphone. "Know your stars………I'm busted, aren't I?"
"Oh yeah!" Inuyasha picked the flea up, squishing him between his fingers and dropping him, killing him for good. "Hey, how come every other time I squish him he doesn't die?"
"…"
"…what now?"
A/N: I would like to thank my loyal fans to which I hope were waiting patiently for this update! If not, I can't blame you. But I'm so happy to see so many review for what I think is my crappy story! I feel so loved!…I think I need a hug or I'm going to start crying and blowing peoples' heads off.
But I can assure you guys, once I wrap up some of my other fanfictions, my lust for hate of Inuyasha and my past love of it will revive my skills, and another fanfiction of Inuyasha will begin! Now do you see why I never put Myoga up on the chopping block? Bai