DISCLAIMER: I do not, repeat, do not own Inuyasha or any of the characters. They belong to Rumiko Takahashi. The story line is not solely mine either. It belongs to the writers of My Sassy Girl.
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how dare you wear green?
As it had turned out Kagome wanted to take Inuyasha to this little secluded park only a small walk form the school, she looked at his outfit and laughed a little then grabbed his hand making him go a little faster. He too looked at his outfit. There was nothing funny about it. A simple green button up shirt and his dress pants he saved for school. He looked at the girl in front of him to ask what was so funny and laughed a little himself. She was wearing a green sweater and black pants. The humor started to fade as horror set in. 'My god… we're starting to dress the same.'
"Hey, if you were in class why aren't you wearing your uniform. I thought it was mandatory at your school?" Kagome stopped and gave him a puzzled look.
"Think about it Inuyasha, am I ever wearing my uniform when I see you? I changed out of it." He nodded and she kept going. "Idiot." Inuyasha heard but didn't do anything about it. If that was the worst thing to happen to him today then he would be happy.
Unfortunately for Inuyasha, and as predictable as hell, it wasn't. Though Kagome didn't beat him up, much, or even yell, too loud, the worst possible thing she could have done, she did. And that just so happened to be taking up writing. Or as he discovered she had been doing a lot of writing over the years. That wasn't really the torturous part, what was so terrible was that she thought that it would be a good idea to have an audience give her feedback. Forced positive feedback, but feedback nonetheless.
After settling down at an empty space on the grass, near the stagnant pond, Kagome pulled out her masterpiece, as she called it. She handed it to Inuyasha and he looked at it a little confused before she rolled her eyes.
"You want to die? Read it." He nodded his head and took the paper from her and began reading it in his head. She smacked him on the back of the head. "Out loud." Grimacing he agreed and took a deep breath trying his best to focus on the words. It was a script so he had to get used to the different fonts, for example stage direction versus speaking and character names.
"The year was 2012 , the scene a dark and dank warehouse. A man, the victim of the story was chained up in the centre of the room. His head lolling to the side, blood dripping from his mouth and the sheen of sweat along his forehead. His name was Inuyasha." He stopped and did a double take she glared at him. 'I guess this was a recent one'. "He was a captive of a gang of yakuza who had resurfaced over the last ten years. Unconscious and in desperate need of saving the young man was at their complete mercy."
"Listen Ayame, I really can't do this right now. Look, I know I promised I would come and see you but I'm a little busy right now. You know how it is. Business is business. Please baby there is no other woman." A loud and foreign voice drifted over Inuyasha's reading. He tried to press on but it seemed really difficult to concentrate with the guy practically begging the girl on the cell phone to forgive him. "Come on honey, I'm way better than that other guy you left. At least I'm here and I can provide for you. And listen you and me are destined right? Come on!" He was practically screeching into his cell phone. The words just barely discernable. Kagome stood up, anger etched into her features. Inuyasha sighed.
"Here we go again." He muttered as he turned to see what was happening.
"Hey, you." The guy turned form his cell phone. "What the hell do you think you're doing?" Kagome asked in the most polite tone she had ever used. The guy stared at her dumbfounded for a second.
"Excuse me?" A muffled cry from the phone of 'who is that? No other woman my foot!' could be heard. "Hang on a crazy woman is just telling me off for some reason."
"Not for some reason. For the simple fact that you are distracted me and my friend over there. Your loud chatter is quite irritating. If you must have such an idiotic argument can't you have it in a private place? Don't you have any respect for others? Your woman that you 'care' so much about?" He smirked at her and turned to continue on his cell phone.
"Anyway, Hun, like I said some psycho just came out of nowhere and started yelling at me." During this time he had pulled out a piece of paper looked at it, decide it useless and threw it on the ground. Kagome's eyebrow twitched. She bent down and picked up the paper shoving it in his face.
"No respect for the city either, eh, well I don't care who you're talking to or if you think I'm nuts. There is a waste basket just up the path there. Take this there." The guy just gaped at her. She grabbed his wrist and put the garbage in his hand. He closed his fingers. "And, how dare you wear green? Get a different color you unoriginal moron!" The man looked angry but also frightened he started to back away. Putting the cell phone back to his ear, nodding his head and almost running for the garbage can.
"Hello? Hello?" Nothing but dead air reached his ears. He swore and kept going looking back to see Kagome sticking out her tongue at him. Satisfied she returned to Inuyasha and forced him into reading her story again. He cleared his throat so he could read clearly.
"Just as you think it is over for our young Inuyasha there is a loud crash and a blaze of light streams into the building. It's blinding and so startling that Inuyasha wakes from his unconscious stupor. The gang members raise their guns out of reflex and aim for the light. The heroine of the story, a girl form the future come to retrieve her boyfriend who had fallen on his mission, appeared. All of them begin shooting and she pulls out her own weapons taking them down one after another in a magnificent gun fight. Bullets shoot this way and that just missing Inuyasha and his bindings. The heroine, named Kagome, shoots his chains off and tosses a gun at him so he can help her shoot up the place. The gang members are destroyed and the heroine looks deep into Inuyasha's eyes before programming her time travel device and they stand together enveloped by the time warp." Inuyasha stopped reading and Kagome looked at him with a look of warning.
"What did you think?" He swallowed and tried to put truth in his answer without creating unnecessary trouble for himself.
"Well, I think they should have kissed at the end. You know made it happier." Kagome shook her head.
"No, you mean sappier. It doesn't suit the story." Inuyasha coughed a little. 'What would?' He shook his head.
"If you want to make it big you have to make it a heart wrenchingly sad story. Japanese people love a good sad story. You should make it more like the story "Shower". That book shaped the lives of us youngsters through its story of undying love and timelessness." Kagome grimaced.
"No, I hate the ending to that book. I would have made it end differently." Inuyasha looked at her a little oddly.
"Like how?"
"Well, they tow characters are in love right. Even though the boy knows that the girl is desperately ill. She asks him to promise him to fulfill her last with and he readily agrees. Lost in the moment and caught up by the sadness at her impending death. She doesn't tell him what it will be but when she dies he finds himself unwilling to fulfill it. However the townspeople who had all known and loved the girl were forcing him to keep his word. She had told her parents before she died of their promise." Inuyasha swallowed. No doubt something really weird was going to come out of her mouth in the next few seconds. "Instead of wishing to be buried with his clothes, she asks that he be buried alive with her." Inuyasha nearly choked on his own spit he was so shocked.
"What? Why?" He growled and she grinned.
"I like it better that way." He shook his head and looked back at her script.
"You need to make it more merciful. This is too hard core to be famous in Asia." Kagome glared down at him and grabbed the paper from him.
"Take me home." Inuyasha sighed and nodded. 'Oh shit, why did I have to open my big mouth! Note to self, lie your ass off the next time she does this.' He growled to himself. 'The really said part is I know without a doubt there will be a next time.' The two walked out of the park in silence.
