A/N; OMFG! (Head falls off) so many reviews for both my stories! I shall update like hell! MWHAHAHAHA! Note: this is just an idea I cam up in my head, its funny, but I wasn't sure if I should put it in here but I am going to. So if ya don't like it click that red box with an X on it!
Sophia had fallen asleep in the small bed in Kakashi's apartment. It was still dark, but she got up anyways. He had given her a book to read. She had been reading it last night. Chakra is the blah blah blah and you must blah with your chakra… blah blah said blah blah during blah blah BLAH! Yeah, it was really hurting her head.
She got dressed and walked down the hall where Kakashi lay on the couch, book in hands, asleep.
"Uh, Kakashi?"
(Snore snore)
'Ah his snores are so cute! - I better wake him; I don't want to be late to any training that we have to do for my first time!
"Uh, Kakashi, what are we going to do today?" She shook him.
"…..! Oh good morning! What were you asking me?"
"What are we going to do today?"
"You can have a free day, I um, have things to do," He said, flipping through a shiny new-looking installment of Come Come Paradise.
-.-' "I see. Well, um I am going to find Katie. Bye sensei!"
"Sorry Sophia, I can't come, Sasuke is having me doing all kinds of different crap and read his old academy books. But I know he's only thinking of me!" (Lovesick) -.-'
"Sure I can come! But where are we going to go?" Naruto asked her.
"Um, I don't know, is there a beach anywhere around here? It's hot enough for a swim!" She said eagerly.
"Uh, it's kind of far, are you sure you want to walk?"
"I don't care! Come on Naruto, let's go!"
"Wait! Uh!" She pulled his arm and started running.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEE
They were at the beach and Sophia was playfully kicking salt water at him.
"I'm thirsty, I'll be right back," He said, walking off toward a water fountain.
The girl nin sat down on the sand, Sophia was wearing a plain blue one piece bathing suit. 'Kakashi, if only you didn't have such a weird habit! Uh oh, why do I have a really bad feeling all of a sudden? And where's Naruto? The water fountain is barely like, half a yard away!'
"Sophia! Ew, what the hell? Someone! Gah stop!"
Sophia stood up and found Naruto buried in the sand standing up. Only his head was visible. Sophia started cracking up.
"Shut up, it's not funny!"
"Yes it is! Who did this to you, anyways?"
"Choji,"
"What ya do to him?"
"All I did was put a crab in his short, no big deal! And then I did throw that lotion at him..."
"Naruto! Stop acting like a baby!"
"I don't have to! Holy ramen noodles! Sophia behind you!"
"Holy ramen noodles? What kind of dialogue is that?" She said. Two seconds later, she was covered with a mound of sand. She spit out some from her mouth.
"What the hell's your problem?"
Choji was standing up, blowing a large bubble of gum.
"Well well well! We've got an idiot and a girlfriend! This is new!"
"I am not Naruto's girlfriend, butterfly!" (A/N: Choji's namebutterfly Lol)
"Don't call me that!"
"Yeah, she's wrong! You aren't a butterfly; you are a fat boar just waiting to be roasted!" Naruto said.
Choji put his big foot on Naruto's head and pushed it down until Naruto was totally under the sand.
"Naruto! Choji, this really isn't funny! Get him out, he could die!" She screamed.
"Hey, he's your boyfriend. By the way, your hair is long. And you know what would make it better? 4 sticks of a super gum bubble!"
"…Choji, you pop that bubble, and I swear, you'll never want to come to the beach again!" She yelled.
The ninja got his face into hers, chewing nosily. Pop!
"AHH!" She cried.
"Ha ha ha! What a loser!" He said pointing at her and laughing.
Sophia trembled with anger.
"This is the last straw!" She started using all her strength to get out of the sand, you'd think it would be easy, but having the sand pushing you from all sides of your body, was difficult. And every time you moved, even just a little, sand would fill the empty space. But she broke free and started digging out her friend. She clawed at the sand until Naruto was out. She turned to Choji with a dark expression.
"You'd better start running, and fast,"
"So she beat the crap out of him?"
"Yeah, when she was done, he ran all the way to the hospital, ha!" Naruto said.
"Gah! Guys, how am I going to get this stuff out of my hair! I don't want to cut it!"
"Don't worry, I'll help you get it out," Sakura said.
Sophia sadly walked up to Kakashi's apartment. He was outside, holding groceries, about to open the door.
"What happened?"
"It's a long story," She said darkly.
They entered his home and then he said, "Hm, how to get this out… Let's try ice cubes!"
Ice cubes didn't work.
"Conditioner?"
Didn't work.
"Baking soda?"
"Freeze it?"
Didn't work but Sophia's nose started running.
"Cooking spray?"
Do I even have to say it? Didn't work.
"It's hopeless! I am just going to have to cut off my hair, whether I like it or not," Kakashi could tell that she was in a sad mood.
"There is one more thing I want to try. Peanut butter. I heard if you let it sit in your hair for an hour and then brush it out, the gum will come right off!" He said cheerfully, trying to make her happy.
They rubbed the peanut butter into her hair. Now all they had to do is wait.
"I heard you beat him up pretty badly. What did he do?"
"He buried Naruto and me in the sand, then Naruto almost suffocated,"
Kakashi didn't know any other topics so they sat in silence until the timer went off. She picked up a brush and the peanut butter came right off. She smiled.
"Thank you Kakashi!" She jumped on him in the rush to give him a hug.
"Not a prob,"
Out of nowhere, she said, "Sensei, I am going to try so hard and then you will realize how strong I am!"
Kakashi said nothing. 'This is going to be very fun,'
A/N: Just a short little chapter, hope you like it. NEXT CHAPTER: We start training! But the Hokage thinks that we should be on another team! How are we going to prove to him that we can be in team 7? Find out soon!