"Hey Mom," said Ryan, walking in. "Where's Dad?"
"Playing poker with Vic, Gar, and Roy," said Kory, rolling her eyes. "I have no idea why men love to gamble so much."
"It's fun," said Ryan. "I won $25 from Toby yesterday."
"Not you too!" said Kory. "How do you think Toby feels about his $25 being gone from him forever?"
"He doesn't care," said Ryan. "Well, he was disappointed that he lost, but it's just a game. Oh and we found out more about Nikki and Maddie's disappearance."
"You did?" asked Kory.
"Yup," said Ryan. "It's near P.B. Mall. There's only one problem."
"What?" asked Kory.
"Unless you have the correct DNA, no one over twenty one can get in," said Ryan. "It's some weird security measure Slade installed. You'll bump into thin air."
"Oh," said Kory.
"So what we're going to do," said Ryan, "is we'll dress up as the Titans, and scare the hell out of Slade, get Nikki and Maddie, and run for it."
"You won't be able to pull it off," said Kory. "Me and your Dad already have a plan."
"Yes we will," said Ryan. "Everyone thinks I look like Dad. It'll be fine. And that way, I can make sure your old backs don't break."
"None of your friends look like any of the Titans," pointed out Kory.
"Well Crystla's really good with makeup," said Ryan. "Kyle will be Beast Boy, Crystla will be you, I'll be Dad, Kayla will be Raven, Toby will be Cyborg, and Zach will be Speedy."
"Kyle isn't green, Kayla is blonde, Toby is blonde, Crystla is a brunette, and Zach is a brunette," said Kory.
"So?" said Ryan. "We'll make them look like you with costumes and makeup and wigs."
"I cannot stop you," said Kory. "But let the real Titans handle this."
"No," said Ryan. "I'm gonna rescue my little sister."
"Alright," said Kory. "You're already twenty. But be careful."
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"Jason, the house is a wreck!" said Slade.
"Sorry," said Jason.
"At least you didn't fool around with the girls," said Slade.
"Uh, well, that's a funny story," said Jason.
"You did, didn't you?" said Slade.
"No," said Jason.
"Which one?" asked Slade.
"No one," said Jason.
"I can always check the security cameras," said Slade.
"Nikki," said Jason.
"Thought so," said Slade. "What did I tell you before I left?"
"To leave the hostages alone," said Jason. "I'm so sorry boss."
"Sure you are," said Slade. "What did you do with her?"
"Nothing," said Jason.
"Okay," said Slade. "I'll just look at the cameras."
"We kissed," Jason lied.
"That's all?" asked Slade.
"That's all," said Jason.
"Well then," said Slade. "I don't want you ever kissing a hostage again, no matter how pretty she is, understand?"
"Yes, boss," said Jason.
"I want you to bring them some bread and water," said Slade.
"Of course, boss," said Jason. He got some bread and water from the kitchen and went to the basement.
Nikki and Maddie were sitting on the chairs, bored.
"Here's some food," said Jason. "And drink."
"Thanks," said Maddie.
"Bread and water?" asked Nikki. "That's it?"
"My boss said bread and water," said Jason.
"Do you honestly have to do whatever your boss tells you to?" asked Nikki.
"Well, yeah," said Jason. "There's security cameras and everything."
"So?" said Nikki.
"Fine," said Jason. He handed Nikki and Maddie each a king-sized Reese's.
"That's a little better," said Nikki. "Anything else?"
"Nikki, forget it," said Maddie.
"No," said Nikki. "I think we should have large pepperoni pizzas and big bottles of Coke. Don't you think?"
"My boss will kill me," said Jason.
"And there I was, thinking that in some way, we had some kind of a thing going on," said Nikki. "But I guess not."
"What?" exclaimed Jason. "Of course we have something going on. I'll smuggle the pizza and Coke somehow. Happy?"
Nikki grinned. "Yup. You know, if you keep this up, I might never want to go home."
"I'll go call Papa John's," said Jason.
"I was in the mood for Dominos," said Nikki.
"But Papa John's is close—never mind. Dominos it is."
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The Idiot Squad, Crystla, and Kayla met up again at the mall.
"Kayla," said Zach.
"What?" asked Kayla.
"I forgot to give your purse back," said Zach, handing it over.
"Oh," said Kayla. She checked to make sure nothing was missing. "Thanks."
"No problem," said Zach.
"Zacheo, stop flirting with Kayla!" said Toby.
"Zacheo?" asked everyone else.
"You know, Romeo, Zacheo…" said Toby.
"No, I don't know," said Crystla.
"They sound alike," said Toby.
"No they don't," said Ryan.
"Kind of," said Kyle.
"Who cares?" said Kayla. "Leave Zach alone! He wasn't flirting with me!"
"Yeah he was," said Kyle. "And you were flirting back."
"Shut up, Kyle," said Zach.
"Does everyone here know something I don't?" asked Kayla.
"No," said Zach.
"Zach read your diary!" exclaimed Kyle.
"What?" said Kayla.
"Kyle you retard!" yelled Zach.
"Zach, how old are you?" asked Kayla. "Five?"
"Actually he's twenty," corrected Kyle.
Kayla rolled her eyes. "I was being sarcastic. I meant that reading someone else's personal diary is something a five year old would do."
"I'm sorry," said Zach.
"What exactly did you read?" asked Kayla.
"Just the part where you called us all idiots," Zach lied.
"You're lying," said Kayla.
"Fine, I am," admitted Zach. "I read the stuff about me."
"And you told all your friends," said Kayla.
"But Kayla, we're not making fun of you," said Zach. "The truth is… I love you."
"No way," said Kayla. "This is some stupid prank."
Zach started making out with Kayla. That is until the same woman with the son who had yelled at Zach for swearing passed by.
"Get a hotel room you hooligans!" she yelled. She was overweight and wore ugly polyester. Her son was watching, interested in Zach and Kayla.
"Mommy, can I do that to a girl?" he asked. He had blonde curls and was licking an ice cream cone.
"No!" exclaimed the mom.
"But he did it!" said the son, pointing at Zach. "There's a girl in my class who's really pretty."
"Look what you've done!" yelled the mom.
"You know, Mrs. Whatever Your Last Name Is, your son could make a really good pimp some day," commented Ryan.
"Mommy, what's a pimp? I want to be a pimp!" said the son, jumping up and down.
"No!" said the mom. She pulled her son away.
"He would make a good pimp," said Toby.
"Anyways, for the reason we came here," said Ryan. "We are going to dress up as the Titans, scare Slade and Jason, grab Nikki and Maddie, and get the hell out of there."
"We don't look like the titans," said Crystla.
"Ryan looks like Nightwing," said Kyle.
"Kyle, I always wondered how you got straight A's," said Toby. "Nobody else looks like a Titan."
"Which is why we need wigs, costumes, and that crap," said Ryan.
"We don't even have powers," said Kayla.
"I have alien strength," said Ryan. "I'll kick his ass myself."
"I guess it could work," said Zach.
"Great," said Ryan. "Faux Titans Go!"
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"So, Nikki, you made Jason get you and Madelyn pizzas?" said Slade.
"Yup," said Nikki.
"You realize what this means, right?" said Slade.
"No," said Nikki.
"You are manipulating Jason!" said Slade. "He works for me, not you!"
"Well, he thinks I'm hotter," said Nikki. '
"Teenagers! Why, why, why did I ever think it was a good idea to hire a teen in the first place!" Slade collapsed onto a couch.
Suddenly, the door sprung open. Standing there were Nightwing, Starfire, Raven, Cyborg, Beast Boy, and Speedy.
"It's over, Slade," said Nightwing. "Let the girls go."
"Titans?" said Slade. "How did you get here?"
"Let them go," repeated Nightwing.
Beast Boy slammed his fist into his palm. Suddenly, his green wig came off revealing blond hair underneath.
"I should have known," said Slade. He walked over and wiped off the green face paint. "Kyle Thomas." He walked over to Nightwing, yanking off his mask. "Ryan Grayson." He pulled off Starfire's wig. "Crystla White." He pulled off Speedy's wig. "Zachary Scott." He pulled off Raven's wig. "Kayla Fisher." And he pulled off Cyborg's wig and smeared off brown face paint. "Laurence Tobias Bradford."
"Laurence Tobias?" asked Kyle.
"Yeah," admitted Toby. "It's not my fault, though. I didn't get to name myself."
"It doesn't matter," said Slade. He pressed a red button and a cage dropped on the faux Titans. "You're my prisoners now."
"Let them go, you asshole!" yelled Nikki, biting Slade's arm.
"YEOW!" yelled Slade. "Jason, tie her up!"
"Don't touch her," said a voice. Slade looked over.
Standing near the door were the real Titans, looking very pissed off.
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Cliffy! Mwahahahahaha!
1) Describe what you liked and didn't like.
2) Give me suggestions for the ending and crap if you want.
3) Ummmmm… You ask me a question.
Anyways, sorry if Slade is a little OOC, Jason and Nikki are driving him insane.
Love ya,
Chels :D