Songs! Yay :D
"I hate you, you hate me
Let's hang Barney from a tree
With a box of matches and a can of kerosene
Light em up and hear im scream
No more barney, No more tree."
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"Are we there yet?" the two annoying voices chimed in in unison for what seemed like the thousandth time in half an hour.
"No!"
Kyle turned and half yelled at the two girls behind him. He couldn't yell any louder because some of the passengers were sleeping, and they'd already ticked off more passengers than Kyle dared to think about. In fact, they'd even had several people move away from them because of the noise, and one of them was before the plane had even left the runway!
"For the thousandth time, we are not there yet!"
Kyle grumbled to himself. Why was it that only him, Tess, Michael and Maria going, and none of the others? It was really unfair. And whose stupid idea was it that they had to fly?
As if Michael could read his thoughts, he said, "Why did we have to fly?"
"I know. It just makes them worse!" Kyle agreed.
They both turned and looked behind them, at the two bouncy, blonde, pixish girls, who sat in their seats giggling and chattering away to each other like two little five year olds. They were getting more stares from various passengers, all 'what-are-those-weirdo's-doing-on-this-flight-shouldn't-they-be-locked-away?' type stares.
Five minutes later the guys heard another chorus of: "Are we there yet?"
Luckily only about five minutes after that the plane finally landed on the runway, and about ten minutes after that they were standing on the side walk in front of the airport hailing a taxi.
"Okay, lets get a taxi, meet this Barney guy and go home!" Michael suggested.
"Uh uh. We have to go shopping, see the sights, see if we can meet other famous people, take in a movie, do more shopping, go to trendy little cafe's..."
The guys tuned Maria out as she began to tick off all the things that they 'just had to do', on her fingers.
Girls! Can't take 'em with you, can't leave them at home! So what can you do with them?
Thankfully Kyle found an empty cab and dragged Tess over to it. They all scrambled in, Kyle in the front.
"Where ya wanna go?" The driver asked.
"Here," Tess said, handing him a piece of paper with the address scrawled on it.
He quickly pulled out into the traffic and within ten minutes, they had arrived.
"That'll be twenty-two fifty thanks."
The driver turned and smiled at them. Michael handed over the money and they all got out.
"Well, what are we waiting for? Lets go in!" Tess said.
They walked through the big double doors- well they had to be big, three dinosaurs have to go through them, right? and walked up to the receptionist's desk.
"Hi, we're here to meet Barney?"
"Okay, please take a seat and someone will be with you in a moment."
They sat down on hard plastic chairs and waited. Tess began to bounce and hum while she waited. She was humming the 'I love you' song. Kyle and Michael were incredibly freaked out by this, and their faces said as much, but Maria... Well Maria being Maria, she began to sing along. And it went something like this...
"I Love You,
You Love Me,
Lets go out and kill Barney.
We'll whack him in the balls,
And whack him in the head,
Don't tell Tess that Barneys dead."
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