Lyall: Filler time. This filler doesn't relate to Tales of Randomness in any way. Have a good time reading. This filler will include Icion (my brother) and me discussing our opinions on three Naruto genin in Konoha: Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke. This story will be mostly script format.
(WARNING: THERE WILL BE SPOILERS FROM THE ENGLISH ANIME/MANGA'S POINT OF VIEW. SOME THINGS MAY NOT MAKE SENSE.)
(Remember, LyallAurion is Lyall)
Opinions on:
Naruto
Lyall: Meh, he's kind of annoying, but good at heart. His dubbed English self is crap though, and his catch phrase is the most annoying thing ever in the whole anime! ...Well, except for Sakura and Ino...heheh. Naruto's awesome when he's 15, though. He's one of my favorite characters at that point. Not as annoying. Yay!
Icion: Well, first of all, Naruto's catchphrase is stupid. No, not stupid-stupid, like oh-hell-this-is-the-most-frickin-stupidest-thing-I've-heard stupid. Well, Naruto's hopes and dreams are pretty good. And I guess he does make a good role-model...sometimes. But honestly, Kyubi looks totally ugly. I think Shukaku looks better.
Lyall: We're not talking about Kyubi and Shukaku, smart one. (rolls eyes)
Icion: Oh yeah, have you ever noticed his striking resemblance to the fourth Hokage? It's like they're related...wait, I think they are.
Sakura
Lyall: Ugh, the most annoying, b----iest girl in Naruto! She gets on my nerves soooo bad! I wish she'd get killed on a mission or something! Sorry, Sakura fans. I hate Sakura almost as much as I hate Raine and Colette in Tales of Symphonia. Yeesh... Sakura is bratty, selfish, and totally ugly. She does shape up after the Forest of Death, so all's not lost.
Icion: Sakura is a prissy girl, but she's not totally bad. I don't know why she goes after Sasuke; he shuns her off all the time, and she still goes after him. She does show some improvment after she gets lessons from Tsunade. And after getting lessons from Tsunade, she seems like she might like Naruto more than Sasuke. Hinata's gonna get some competition.
Lyall: I agree with the Hinata thing.
Icion: You didn't say anything in your space, so pipe down!
Lyall: Hey, I'm the authoress here!
Icion: So what? I'm a storyline character!
Lyall: ... (zaps Icion with taser)
Icion: ... (sizzles)
Sasuke
Lyall: He is the cutest twelve-year old ever! He is so cute and cool! He is my favorite genin of all time! Well, some good personality traits are that he's smart, talented, and HOT! OK, never mind the last one. (laugh) I do think that he should loosen up, though. You can't live your whole life in solitude. I mean, have some friends for Pete's sake! Well, Naruto's his friend, so that's a good thing. Bad thing is that Sasuke goes psycho and leaves Konoha to find Orochimaru. My liking for Sasuke dropped as soon as I learned that. I've started liking him again, though. I also think that Sasuke should let go a bit on his "avenging" goal. I mean, he becomes so obsessed over it that he actually would go to Orochimaru! Sasuke even uses the curse mark! And he turns really ugly and weird.
Icion: Sasuke at first seems like a cold-hearted nimrod, but after you learn that Itachi wrecked his childhood, you might be able to understand why Sasuke is so bent on killing Itachi. Well, Itachi did have his reasons for killing off the Uchiha clan, but I'm not telling at the time. Sasuke's cool because he always hangs on to his goal at all times, but that can sometimes come in the way of the protection of his companions, so he's kind of selfish. Kind of. Well...actually, Sasuke should unravel, since after he kills Itachi (if), he'll need to carry on the Uchiha clan by marrying and soon having a child.
Lyall: (wagging finger) We're not going there. Actually, in real life, my brother has brought that up a few times. Kind of freaks me out every time. Haha.
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LA: Well, there you have it, a sucky filler full of opinions and rambling. Yatta. Next time, back to the story (thankfully).
Lloyd: (asleep)
LA: Aww, he looks so cute... (splashes ice cold water on Lloyd)
Lloyd: AAAAAAAAAAAAHH! (screaming and rolling on the floor)
Anna: LLOYD, YOU MESS UP THE CARPET AND YOUR FATHER WILL CARVE OUT YOUR SPLEEN WITH HIS SWORD!
Lloyd: Yes, mother.
Kadaj: MWAHAHAHA! (kidnaps Anna)
Anna: (kicks Kadaj "down there")
Kadaj: (screams and turns into Sephiroth)
Sephiroth: You will pay, whore.
Anna: WHORE? (strangles Sephiroth)
Cloud: ...
Lloyd: All right! Go Mom! (eating popsicle)