Woohoo! Chapter two baby! Thankies to LiLpSyChOsPaZ, who was the only one who reviewed…I feel so unloved! Enough of my babbling, so on with the fic!
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Chapter 2

The spirit detectives landed in a heap in Ningenkai (Human World).

"Remind me to put itching powder in Koenma's diaper the next time we see him…" Yusuke growled.

"Only if I can hang him up by it when you're done." Sakura's muffled voice said. Mint, who landed perfectly on top of the heap, looked around.

"What? Where are you, Saki-chan?" She called.

"Down here. Hiei's foot is in my face. Eww, did you step in something?" Sakura asked the perturbed fire demon.

"No, so shut up." Hiei replied, crawling out of the pile.

"Ow! You kicked me!" Kurama complained.

"Deal with it." Hiei said coldly. Then he heard screaming from above and looked up, only to have Kuwabara fall on top of him.

"Thanks for breakin' my fall, shrimp." He said. Hiei threw him off of himself.

"Baka." He muttered. By now, everyone was out of the heap.

"How did the spankings go, Kuwabara?" Yusuke asked. Kuwabara suddenly latched onto Yusuke's leg and burst into tears.

"It was awful, Urameshi! They bruised my beautiful backside!" He wailed. Sakura kicked him.

"We don't wanna hear about your butt." She said. Mint jumped onto Sakura's shoulders.

"You said butt! You said butt!" She screamed.

"Get off, you shoulder monkey!" Sakura shouted, flailing around. Mint complied and jumped off, causing Sakura to lose her balance. She fell backwards, but was caught by Kurama before she hit the ground.

"You should be more careful." He said, smiling down at her. Sakura blushed and stood up.

"Thanks." She mumbled. (a/n do I sense a romance?)

"Wow, Saki-chan. Your face is an interesting shade of red!" Mint giggled, poking the side of Sakura's head.

"Shut up!" Sakura shouted.

"Now what?" Yusuke asked no one in particular.

"You heard Koenma. We have to 'learn from each other'." Kurama said.

"Yeah right. I get enough learning from school." Yusuke said.

"Um…they're gone." Kuwabara pointed out. The boys looked to the spot Sakura and Mint had previously been occupying, to find they were indeed gone.

"It seems our new friends don't fancy bonding with us." Yusuke said.

"I suppose you're right." Kurama sighed, putting his hands in his pockets.

"Darn. I was looking so forward to learning from them." Yusuke said sarcastically, sighing dramatically. So, he and the others, minus Hiei who flitted off somewhere, left the forest they were in.

(The next day at school)

"(Yawn) I'm here." Yusuke said, strolling into the classroom.

"Yusuke! Where were you yesterday?" Keiko asked.

"Huh? Oh, I was in Reikai (Spirit World)." Yusuke answered.

"What?! Again?! Are you going on some dangerous mission again?!!" Keiko screeched. The whole class paused and looked at Keiko with scared expressions.

"Um, calm down Keiko…I'm not going on any mission." Yusuke said. Keiko stopped rambling about how Yusuke was going to cause her to grow grey hair early and looked at him.

"Really?" She asked. The bell rang and everyone sat down.

"Good morning class. Today, two new delinquents- I mean students will be joining us. Joy…" Mr. Iwamoto said. Everyone turned to the doorway, expecting someone to come in. "…Will you two get in here!" He yelled.

"No need to get your panties in a bunch." Came a girl's voice. Two girls walked in, who Yusuke and Kuwabara immediately recognized. Keiko looked like she was going to faint because of their uniforms. Mint was wearing a lime green version of the girls' uniform with a large lime green hat perched on her head. Sakura was wearing a black version of the boys' uniform.

"What is the meaning of this?!" Mr. Iwamoto snapped.

"Meaning of what?" Sakura questioned indifferently.

"Your uniforms!" He said impatiently.

"Oh, is that all? Well, Mint's culture believes that lime green is a holy color and must always be worn. Large hats of the same color also have a ceremonial purpose." Sakura explained (cough lied cough).

"Fine. So what's your excuse, Miss Coolduras?" Mr. Iwamoto asked.

"The school requires a uniform. No one specified which uniform." She stated before taking her seat at the back. Mint smiled and sat next to her. The class laughed at Mr. Iwamoto, who was shaking with anger.

"Detention, Coolduras!" He shouted. Sakura shrugged indifferently. Yusuke tried to suppress a snicker, but Mr. Iwamoto heard him anyway. "You too, Urameshi." He snapped, turning to the chalkboard.

"Dammit…"

Yay! The end of chapter two! (throws confetti in the air) I promise things will start to pick up soon, but only if I get at least SOME reviews! Oh, by the way, this happens after the Sensui thing but before the demon lords thing. Anything else? Oh yeah! THE SPACECOWS SHALL TAKE OVER THE WORLD WITH SPORKS! Read & review!